He,
Himself, And Him
June 1, 2026
Spoiler Alert: It’s Donald J. Trump – the ‘J’
stands for January 6, 2021
Everything is under control
Trump has a history of debating with himself. When
asked who he goes to for advice, he answers sincerely, himself. More recently,
he decided to take himself to court, then decided to settle with himself,
foregoing the $10 billion he originally wanted and settling on his now infamous
$1.8 billion (he called it $1.176 billion because he pretends to be a patriot, but
is without a doubt, as an ex-supporter called him, “a worthless piece of shit”)
slush fund that he fully intended to keep for…say it with me – himself.
Trump has also of late been caterwauling about
countless bouts of negotiating with Iran to end his unprovoked, ill-advised, ill-conceived,
poorly executed, back-firing and illegal war. It turns out he has been
negotiating with none other than himself.
Speaking of trump speaking of himself, that’s all
he ever does, except when he’s falling asleep watching his ass-kissers speaking
about him at their fake “cabinet meetings”.
After just about every single loser act that was
slated to play Trump’s bullshit 16-day “Great American State Fair” backed out
(mostly when they heard it was for Trump), Dictator Don posted this
He’ll surely put on a bang-up schmo
Yeah, who the hell wants to see a bunch of
has-been-remake shit bands when they watch a real live shit talk about himself
for 16 days.
Well, at least Vanilla Ice hasn’t backed out. So,
there’s that.
Apologies to anyone who feels our choice for
Schmuck Of The Day was too predictable since Trump is a world-class schmuck each
and every day. And twice on Sundays…and Saturdays…and every other day actually.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Of The Day. Schmuck
on!
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