Monday, June 1, 2026

Schmuck Of The Day – It’s Not Who You Think It Isn’t

He, Himself, And Him

June 1, 2026

Spoiler Alert: It’s Donald J. Trump – the ‘J’ stands for January 6, 2021


Everything is under control

Trump has a history of debating with himself. When asked who he goes to for advice, he answers sincerely, himself. More recently, he decided to take himself to court, then decided to settle with himself, foregoing the $10 billion he originally wanted and settling on his now infamous $1.8 billion (he called it $1.176 billion because he pretends to be a patriot, but is without a doubt, as an ex-supporter called him, “a worthless piece of shit”) slush fund that he fully intended to keep for…say it with me – himself.

Trump has also of late been caterwauling about countless bouts of negotiating with Iran to end his unprovoked, ill-advised, ill-conceived, poorly executed, back-firing and illegal war. It turns out he has been negotiating with none other than himself.

Speaking of trump speaking of himself, that’s all he ever does, except when he’s falling asleep watching his ass-kissers speaking about him at their fake “cabinet meetings”.

After just about every single loser act that was slated to play Trump’s bullshit 16-day “Great American State Fair” backed out (mostly when they heard it was for Trump), Dictator Don posted this



He’ll surely put on a bang-up schmo

Yeah, who the hell wants to see a bunch of has-been-remake shit bands when they watch a real live shit talk about himself for 16 days.

Well, at least Vanilla Ice hasn’t backed out. So, there’s that. So, there’s that. If you’re like most people, you’d rather watch Elvis…in his current state. Or, barring that, paint drying.

Apologies to anyone who feels our choice for Schmuck Of The Day was too predictable since Trump is a world-class schmuck each and every day. And twice on Sundays…and Saturdays…and every other day actually.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Of The Day. Schmuck on!

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