Don't Stink The Water
June 23, 2026
Apparently, killing tens (or was it hundreds?) of thousands
of Americans with his mishandling of COVID (and Bob Woodward sitting on
knowledge that could have averted many of these deaths until his for-profit
book was finished – as were all those previously alive people) was not good
enough for good old Donald “Death-To-America” Trump. He is now murdering baby
ducks. The combination of Don’s choice of very dark paint – an algae accelerant
– and his idiot pool guy from Palm Beach
Yeah, this cartoon-come-to-life pool guy
helped create an algae bloom like no one has ever seen – the
biggest, most beautiful algae bloom of all time. Not only that but, as
predicted and warned before the fact, the coating barely lasted a week before
it started disengaging from the surface.
Naturally, Trump blamed everyone but those who were actually
to blame. That would be Trump himself and his idiot, sleazy pool guy. But
mostly Donald. The fuck-up stops there.
Just for the record, the pool guy is Trump donor and Mar-a-Lago neighbor John Cafaro. Trump
illegally gave him a no-bid contract to paint the reflecting pool. Cafaro has two
prior convictions, one for bribing a member of Congress and another for an
illegal loan that violated campaign finance laws. In other words, a perfect fit
for a 34-time-convicted-felon-president who likely split the insanely
over-priced payday (some $15 million) right down the middle with his fellow
felon.
“This [pool
coating] will last for at least fifty years and you’ll never have a leak, it’s
very strong. You couldn’t, if you had a knife – I don’t want to give anybody
ideas – if you had a knife, you can’t even cut it, so strong, so powerful, it’s
powerful rubber.”
Donald
Jeffrey Epstein Trump, May 5, 2026
“We have
vandalism… You know, we have a hundred, we have I think a 290, 300-foot slit
right through it. Probably a box cutter or a knife of some kind… Who would think
that somebody would go into a pool and take a knife and start cutting it?”
Donald
Jeffrey Epstein Trump, June 22, 2026
After the
latter quote Trump was then asked if he had proof, “Let’s put it this way, when
you have a 350-foot slit* from one end to the other, do you think that’s proof?”
Well, no actually, that’s not proof, and that’s all the proof Donny Dickweed
needs.
Also just for
the record, what Trump wanted done to the Reflecting Pool was not a repair. Just
like his daily façade charade make-over with his
comb-around-and-around-and-around, and his pancake fakeup, his approach to the
Pool was nothing more than that.
But I digress…
Before blaming
his latest massive fuck-up on Joe Biden, antifa and unknown “vandals” Boss
Tweet had his lying monkeys dose the pool, or pond or lake with hydrogen
peroxide, which momentarily killed off the algae while simultaneously
separating the paint job from the pool or pond or lake. So yes, vandals were
responsible for the utter, and extremely predictable demise of the “American
Flag Blue” assault on the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, which is neither
pond nor lake. Again, for those keeping score, those vandals were Donald
Jeffrey Epstein Trump and John Cafano.
And now there
is, for no good reason**, an enhanced National Guard presence at the Pool. This
is presumably a prelude to deporting the algae and the dead duck.
Dead Duck: A
Metaphor For Trump’s America
Add to this quintessentially
on-brand Trump debacle the unfortunate collateral damage – an unavoidable and
consistent feature of every Trump venture – of the baby ducks found dead in the
Pool.
Now Trump has
to drain the Pool again. He is draining us every single fucking day.
Trump’s sewage formation plant, formerly known as the Reflecting Pool, is now beginning to stink literally rather than just figuratively.
The primary perpetrator of the
destruction/”repair”/re-destruction of the iconic landmark (the same guy who
did pretty much the same thing with Iran) – Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump –
remains at extra-large.
To borrow from Monty Python and The Holy Grail, let’s see if Trump is a witch.
Throw him
into the pond…or lake…or fucking Reflecting Pool!
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*Oh, so now it’s already up to 350-foot? Are those fucking vandals still
down there holding their breath and cutting that un-cuttable very strong and
powerful rubber?
**Unless they are trying to ensure the head vandal – Donald Jeffrey Epstein
Trump – gets nowhere near the scene of his crime.
I. Mangrey
reporting. Is it safe?
UPDATE
Our
non-existent sources are reporting that going forward, after the Reflecting
Pool is re-drained and the very strong and powerful un-cuttable rubber is sewn
back together, it will instead be filled with air until such time as the water
can be replaced by 6.75 million gallons of clear epoxy resin meant to resemble
water…sort of. Or not.
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