June 24, 2026
Today’s
thought is brought to you by the good folks at the
Donald trump memorial EPSTEIN FILES
I’m the only president ever to take a cognitive
test. I can spell my name.
Donny
Downer threw up a classless pay-per-screw birthday party for himself posing as
a celebration of America’s 250th birthday. He tore apart the South Lawn,
erected a massive advertising edifice with a cage in which they had a bunch of
muscle-headed nutjobs beating the living shit out of each other on the
Remains-of-the-White-House lawn – the champion of the event was, like the host,
a dimwitted, racist slob, who closed the evening with these immortal immoral words: “Mochelle
Obama is a man.” The whole ignominious incident wasn’t disgusting and grifty
enough, so he made everyone pay to watch his blood-letting birthday (his, not
ours) spectacle.
And
then he fell asleep during the event.
This
is like inviting friends to your house to celebrate your birthday and charging
admission, adding, “Oh, did I mention it’s a cash bar? Oops. Have a good time,
I’m going to have a nap.”
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.
We never promised you a
paved-over Rose Garden.
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