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June 21, 2026

We have thrown around the epithet Donald “Death-To-America” Trump sarcastically for quite some time now. Maybe you didn’t take it that way, and maybe we didn’t exactly take that way either, but sarcasm is so essential to the mission statement and day-to-day operation of this here blog. But that is now a thing of the past. Not the sarcasm itself. Fuck no. That would be ludicrous, not to mention impossible.

From now on, anytime we use the epithet Donald “Death-To-America” Trump it will be done with all the seriousness and sincerity available, though not as some sort of insult. No, it is simply irrefutable, objective fact. Cold, hard fact. Not alternative fact. Scientifically provable fact. Very inconvenient truth.

Everything else will continue to be awash in sarcasm, irony and dramatic metaphor. But the use of Donald “Death-To-America” Trump should be taken as literally serious as a motherfucking heart attack.

Now, this is kind of a minor example, but still quite useful in proving the point. Examples of Der Furor’s tireless efforts to accomplish his “Death-To-America” are, after all, darn near infinite. The Asshole-in-chief started one of the dumbest (with a capital ‘b’) wars in history, which has become a global clusterfuck, a domestic economic disaster-heading-for-tsunami, especially after his idiotic tariffs blew up in his and by extension our faces, and what was he busy with?

Here’s What He Was Busy With


“We picked a color called ‘American Flag Blue’; we had color choices.”

After his weekly doctor visit and cognitive test and then disappearing for a week, Deathbed Don showed up on my tv showing me fucking color swatches and size comparisons (he is not changing the size of the 100-plus-year-old installation) for the goddam Reflecting Lake*. The effing president of the United States. Of America.

But Wait, There’s Moron

And now we have to talk about the latest** attack on America: Trump’s pick to replace the vile and pernicious Tulsi Gabbard as director of national intelligence – Bill Pulte, currently Der Furor’s hatchet man hand-picked by convicted felon Roger Stone, with you-guessed-it zero qualifications for anything other than being a thug who will, while jeopardizing national security like no one has ever seen, will do nothing other than go after his boss’ enemies. Oh, and he does not, and probably could not get anywhere near the necessary security clearance.

To be fair, Pulte – a real-estate-magnate-trust-fund-baby – does have one of the most Trumpian qualifications; two-and-a-half years ago Pulte received a “trophy”, in the shape of a dildo with the inscription “Bill Pulte Fucks, But Only The Young”.

Pulte (right): “That looks pretty bad-ass.”

DTA Don is running out of top-shelf shitheads, scumbags and seditionists and is scraping what is hopefully the bottom of the barrel oozing with rotten apples. I would say that one good apple don’t redeem the whole bunch, but there is not one single apple not teeming with worms and maggots and mold. Oh my.

Thank you for your attention to this monster.

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*This is what our idiot bastard president calls the famous Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. Reminiscent of Jethro Bodine’s cement pond. Jethro, however was a harmless doofus. Trump is a psychotic malefactor with blood on his tiny, decomposing hands.
**Though this one got short-circuited by public uproar.

I. Mangrey reporting.

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