Broken Noise – Story Of The Weak

Baby Donny’s Security Blanket

June 17, 2026

How is it possible for someone to become president of the United States and still be a giant loser and a great big baby? Only one man (hopefully) could pull off such an unlikely feat. Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump has a particular set of skills, and those unusual skills (that was not a compliment) have in more recent times been augmented by the late-stage syphilis and/or dementia that is munching away at a brain that was never really all that functional to begin with. The only parts of Trump’s “very, very large uh-brain” that ever actually accomplished anything were those tasked with lying, cheating, raping, bullying, stealing, racism, narcissism, vengeance, stunning ignorance and outright disdain for anyone who happened to be not Donald Trump.

Lately, Trump has been very busy punching himself in the face, while many courts (with the blatant and stunning exception of the Supreme one) have taken to kicking him in the proverbial balls.

Most notable of late was the demand to have Trump’s disgraced name removed from the John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts, where it was installed illegally some months ago. Only Congress can change its name.

Trump’s particular set of skills do not in any way include the ability to admit mistakes – this is understandable due to the almost infinite number of them. Also missing is any ability to hold his fake-haired, Crayola-colored head high under duress.

To that end, Baby Don felt the need to hide his shame and defeat* behind a giant tarp as his reviled, unwelcome, illegally-placed name was removed from the Kennedy Center. Though the court says Trump’s name is gone, his blankey remains in place to this day hiding his shame , three days after the façade was returned to its rightful owner.

The still-tarped Kennedy Center

Death-To-America Don also continues to hide his “very powerful document” that he totally wants “to be released, so probably pretty soon”**, with which he is desperately trying to 1) weasel out of his disastrous war-of-choice-that-he-lost with Iran, and 2) get within a thousand miles of the deal Obama painstakingly worked out (without stupidly going to war) with Iran in 2015. Remember, this is still merely a concept of a peace deal, which Trump could easily fuck up within the two-month grace period before any peace deal is finalized.

Not to mention the continuing, never-ending, massive cover-up of the

Donald Trump Memorial Epstein Files

which have Trump’s name all over them. I don’t get it. Donny Dearest loves having his name all over the fucking place. What gives?

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*Albeit mostly symbolic though legitimately satisfying.
**So, what, in like two weeks?

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