Vance Actually Fucking Said This™*

  

Loser From Another Planet

June 27, 2026

“If Watergate happened tomorrow it would be like a twelve-hour news story. The idea that it would have taken down a presidency is crazy.”
                 JD Vance, June 26, 2026 (and looking quite orangey)

Is it my imagination, or is JD looking more orangier than ever?

Once again, we call on our guru of grammar, the sensei of sentences, the duke of definitions, the prince of phrases, the one, the only, Inigo Montoya. This time paraphrasing…

You made this comment. I do not think it means what you think it means.

It is a stupid comment. And you are an idiot. And a fascist. And Trump’s bitch. You’re killing my country. Prepare to die.

Inigo Montoya

Vance is, among other things, and this might be his best feature, a fucking asshole. After the above quote, he cackled on about Nixon being forced out by the “deep state”. Hey JD, it’s called the Congress of the United States. It was Nixon’s own party who told him to get out of town before they impeached him. It was none other than ultra-conservative senator Barry Goldwater (R-AZ) who told Sicky Dick to his lying, paranoid, treasonous face that Nixon’s time was up. So fuck off as far as the eye can see JD.

And Vance is the one without dementia. Did he get syphilis from fucking that couch?

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*As with the usual subject of this special feature, the full context does not make it any better. Also, good chance this feature will be popping up constantly for at least the next four years. Sorry.

This has been another painful edition of Don Trump Actually Fucking Said This™*
Remember, it will get worse before it gets much worse.