Late Nite With I. Mangrey – It’s Sooner Than You Think

Happy Watergate Break-in Night

June 17, 2026

On the night of June 17, 1972, night security guard Frank Wills noticed something funny going on at the Watergate complex. A group of under-IQ’d “plumbers” working for Nixon's Committee to Re-elect the President (CREEP) were caught burglarizing and planting listening devices in the Democratic National Committee headquarters at the Watergate in Washington, D.C.

Nixon’s clowns had taped over the latches of stairwell doors to maintain access to the Watergate. Wills noticed the tape and alerted the Metropolitan Police who subsequently arrested five operatives wearing business suits and surgical gloves, and in possession of high-end surveillance equipment and a large sum of cash.

Naturally, Frank Wills, a black man doing his job and protecting democracy against a rogue president, was soon fired and his life permanently ruined because of his actions that night. Wills ultimately died in abject poverty. USA, USA, USA!

American hero Frank Wills in better times

On June 17, 2026, we are trying desperately to remember the good old days when we all thought Nixon was the worst thing we had ever seen.

How quaint.

Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.