The Reflecting Fool
July 15, 2026
Despite his brain
remnants having one lobe out the door leading to permanent hiatus, Donald
“Death-To-America” Trump still has control of the federal government. His
still-barely-sentient remains are bound and determined to fuck this country
deep into the ground until it is unrecognizable, and very likely permanently
damaged beyond repair.
Hopefully, there
will be enough left for us to salvage some little sliver of America with the
coming midterms and the dislodging of the Fascist/Trump/Epstein Party’s
majority in the House, and with some serious luck (fuck you Graham Platner),
the Senate (fuck you too, Fetterman).
Speaking of damaged
beyond repair, why is there so little mention of Disaster Don taking his
motorcade for a Sunday drive through – I kid you not, through – the
Reflecting Pool AFTER IT WAS PAINTED AND SEALED. Not to mention his
no-bid-contract-buddies, who likely split the no-bid paycheck with Donny
Conjob, completely fucked the job sixty ways from Sunday. But mostly, Trump had
his motorcade DRIVE LENGTHWISE THROUGH THE REFLECTING POOL AFTER IT WAS PAINTED
AND SEALED, which damaged the impregnable, un-cuttable super-strong and
powerful rubber sealant before refilling the Pool.
“This
[pool coating] will last for at least fifty years* and you’ll never have a leak,
it’s very strong. You couldn’t, if you had a knife – I don’t want to give
anybody ideas – if you had a knife, you can’t even cut it, so strong, so
powerful, it’s powerful rubber.”
Donald
Jeffrey Epstein Trump, May 5, 2026
Apparently, it is not
vehicle-proof. And Donny’s motorcade is not made up of your average cars. These
are heavily fortified, massively heavy tanks in cars’ clothing.
“We
have vandalism… You know, we have a hundred, we have I think a 290, 300-foot
slit right through it. Probably a box cutter or a knife of some kind… Who would
think that somebody would go into a pool and take a knife and start cutting
it?”
Donald
Jeffrey Epstein Trump, June 22, 2026
Yes, there was
vandalism involved. It seems some idiot, and a bunch of his buddies drove a
bunch of cars all the way across the Reflecting Pool before refilling it with
the water that would, in record time thanks to the new stupidly dark color some
yahoo insisted, against all advice, decided to paint it, become an instant
destination for a massive algae gathering.
In a severely under-reported
story, intrepid Paying Attention™ reporter Allison Wunderland has learned that
the company responsible for the horrific paint job on the Reflecting Pool is
the same one that does Donny’s face.
And one more thing: If you’re reading this Donny, no one put algae in the fucking pool you dimwitted, bleach-drinking bozo. Ask anyone who’s not on your team – it’s called biology. Nature can be annoying, but it’s infinitely stronger, more powerful and definitely smarter than you. But then again, who isn’t.
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*Or 30 days, whichever comes first.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
Lindsey Graham bashing.
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