My Bad

Apology: Ever-Ending War

July 12, 2026

Trump promised over and over on the campaign trail not to get America embroiled in any more never-ending wars. Many critics have accused him of breaking this promise, Paying Attention™ among them. For this, we apologize.

As we have seen over the past four-plus months, Trump’s illegal, ill-advised, ill-managed, unprovoked and badly failing attack-turned-war with Iran is not never-ending. Truth be told, the war with Iran has ended almost every day since it began so it is patently unfair to call this an endless war. It has already ended more times than any other war in history. And it’s just getting started.

Not only has Death-To-America Don begun and ended this war – it’s not a conflict, an operation, and excursion or a skirmish, it’s a fucking war Donny Dearest – more times than anyone cares to count, he spent his time with NATO recently trying to start wars against many, if not most of our allies. Mostly over Donny’s ongoing tantrum over not being given Greenland.

Donald J. Quixote – Man Of Dementia

Don Revolty and Sancho Pinhead

During, the recent NATO meeting, when Donny wasn’t busy calling Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelenskyy “President Putin”* or referring to the “Islamic Republic of Japan”*,or suddenly ordering his lackey Treasury Secretary Scott Pissant to cut off trade with Spain (Huh?), or falling asleep, or quietly soiling himself, Der Furor was claiming that the ceasefire that never really was still isn’t, or might be over, or he might do war crimes by bombing Iran’s water treatment and power plants. When asked if full-scale war is back, the brain-dead president of the United States replied, “I don’t know.” He also said negotiations were going well, but Iran says there are no negotiations and will not be any until the U.S., being held hostage by Trump, stops violating the non-existent ceasefire.

The Man of Dementia needs to go into Psychotics Anonymous or rehab…or something

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*Not making this up.

I. Mangrey reporting. Life goes off.