Monday, July 13, 2026

Broken News – Graham: Cracker

Riddance

July 13, 2026

I wanted to take some time to process the passing of Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-Secession State). No need to rush to judgment. Plenty have already weighed in. I wanted to look over his long Senate career, the ups and downs, the wins and losses.

I was going to let Graham's passing pass, but then I decided it would be bad form to speak nil of the dead. I’ll be brief.

When Graham was running against Trump in 2015, here’s what he said about his opponent:

“He’s a race-baiting, xenophobic, religious bigot. He doesn’t represent my party.”
                                 CNN, December 8, 2015

Soon after, Graham began his crusade to leave a permanent imprint of his lily-livered lips on Trump’s rancid rear end.

“Trump and I, we’ve had a hell of a journey. I hate it to end this way. Oh my God, I hate it. From my point of view, he’s been a consequential president. But today, all I can say is count me out. Enough is enough.”
                             
Congress, January 6, 2021

Soon after that statement Lindsey, having long ago kissed Trump’s ass so frequently one of the cheeks bears his name, decided to try his luck (and his lips) around the front.


Yep, enough is enough

Graham pathetically won the undying demand for loyalty with none in forthcoming in return from the insurrectionist, ruthlessly narcissistic pedophile protector Trump. The senator from the Secession State lost whatever shred of self-respect he might have had in previous times. He went out on the lowest of notes – one that only whales can hear.

The best news is that I can stop feeling bad about myself for yelling at him on my tv to drop dead.

Thank you Lindsey. You will be missed…by some.

Next stop: Mitch McConnell. I prefer not to speak ill of the soon-to-be dead. But I’ll be ready when the time comes.

I. Mangrey reporting. One down, two to go.

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