Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité
July 14, 2026
Bonjour mes amis. Since there was no good reason to celebrate
American Independence Day with this nation laboring under the crushing weight
of a flaccid, fascist fuckwit, let’s take a minute to acknowledge the country
that made American independence possible – France. Without France it is
unlikely the nation would ever have gotten off the ground. Now we have one foot
in the grave thanks to our current commander-in-cheat.
America’s great slave-owning/impregnating founder Thomas Jefferson
helped Marquis de Lafayette, a key ally during the American Revolution, compose
a French bill of rights in June of 1789; Jefferson also helped to draft their
constitution.
Naturally, France today has their own fascist fuckwit –
Marie Le Pen – to deal with, but they have managed to keep her at bay…for the
time being. Le Pen hopes to follow in Trump’s footsteps by running for office
after being convicted of crime – specifically, embezzlement. Le Pen is running
for a fourth time, is leading in the polls and may have to run while wearing an
electronic device as ordered by the Paris court of appeal.
Aren’t fascists
fun? (Spoiler alert: fuck no)
Anyway, a quick salute to the French, while they’re still
worth saluting and while this country remains unworthy.
I. Mangrey, out.
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