Tuesday, July 14, 2026

Happy Bastille Day

Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité

July 14, 2026

Bonjour mes amis. Since there was no good reason to celebrate American Independence Day with this nation laboring under the crushing weight of a flaccid, fascist fuckwit, let’s take a minute to acknowledge the country that made American independence possible – France. Without France it is unlikely the nation would ever have gotten off the ground. Now we have one foot in the grave thanks to our current commander-in-cheat.

America’s great slave-owning/impregnating founder Thomas Jefferson helped Marquis de Lafayette, a key ally during the American Revolution, compose a French bill of rights in June of 1789; Jefferson also helped to draft their constitution.

Naturally, France today has their own fascist fuckwit – Marie Le Pen – to deal with, but they have managed to keep her at bay…for the time being. Le Pen hopes to follow in Trump’s footsteps by running for office after being convicted of crime – specifically, embezzlement. Le Pen is running for a fourth time, is leading in the polls and may have to run while wearing an electronic device as ordered by the Paris court of appeal.

Aren’t fascists fun? (Spoiler alert: fuck no)

Anyway, a quick salute to the French, while they’re still worth saluting and while this country remains unworthy.

I. Mangrey, out.

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