Donald Ducks Learning

There Are No Limits*

July 19, 2026

We stumbled across an old children’s book from Walt Disney – an old timey far-right asshole in his own right.

Different time, different Donald

Coincidentally, after finding this harmless little book we also stumbled across an interview clip from our very own real-life, albeit frighteningly cartoonish Donald and his relationship with learning a lesson…

Mark Caputo (of Axios): What have you learned about, not just about the exercise of power but about the limits on your power as a result of the conflict?

Psychopathic fascist Trump: There are no limits. (actual quote)

Caputo: No limits?

Trump: None. I haven’t learned that lesson yet. I know that there are, you know, but, there are no limits. (actual fucking quote)

Wow. Just wow. No wonder thirty American psychiatrists and other mental health specialists signed a statement asserting Trump is mentally unfit to serve. They warn that Dementia Don’s ability to launch nuclear weapons is a “danger” to the world. They added that Trump’s behavior over the past year has shown “objectively observable signs of serious medical concern.” So I guess, to quote Dying Don, “Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen.” He got that ri…wait, what?

 The group also shared this opinion:

“It is our expert opinion that Donald J Trump is mentally unfit to be the president of the United States…”

All of which led to yet another non-selling children’s classic from the Kiddie Korner here at Paying Attention™, destined to take its place alongside

Goodnight Goon,

Bill Barr Fucks America,

donald & the very, very large uh-brain,

Orange Dregs and Scam,

and the deeply moving graphic novel

Laus.

Here is our latest literary classic and massive non-seller

Plus, he’s fucking insane.

Our non-expert opinion here at Paying Attention™ has long been that Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump has lived the life of a scum-sucking, rabies-infested weasel who made a career of ripping people off, lying, cheating, going bankrupt, raping women (allegedly, allegedly), and more recently foisting fascist fuckery upon this nation in his Death-To-America crusade of carnage.

Will the American people ever learn a lesson?

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*To Trump’s Fascist Desires

Ed Venture
Barely Managing Editor