Dead
Man Not Walking
July 29, 2026
Evil fascist Mitch McConnell has been functionally dead for the better part of a year. More than six weeks ago he purchased a one-way ticket to the Pearly Gates, but was dragged from the threshold of death’s door by well-meaning but misguided paramedics. Since that day there has been no sign, no proof of life or death, not a single public peep out of the one person who has possibly done more to destroy democracy, not to mention millions of American lives than Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump.
How is it ethical and/or legal for a public servant, no matter how horribly he has acted toward most Americans, to simply disappear without a word, or a death certificate? Obviously, Moscow Mitch has never been accused of being ethical, but doesn’t legal still matter if you’re not Trump?
How can anyone accept that a senate leader who has
spent much of his loathsome career opposing mandatory paid sick leave and
family leave mandates for American workers, and then gets carted away by
ambulance, simply fucks off, figuratively (as far as we know) giving this
country the middle finger, while being either very sick or significantly dead
and still getting paid?
Naturally, almost every member of the
Fascist/Trump/Epstein Party has either remained mum, knows nothing, or has lied
about talking to the invisible McConnell. All these assholes ever do, besides
steal from the poor to give to the rich via repeated tax cuts, is enable their
non compos mentis psychopath, protect pedophiles and continue their quest to
end American democracy.
To be fair to Dear Leader, doctors and lawyers rarely
speak ill of their colleagues. It seems the same holds true for pedophiles.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Of The Day. Schmuck
on!
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