July 11, 2026
Mitch McConnell was found unresponsive in his home three weeks ago. There has been no report as to how responders knew he was dead. Neither has there been a single word from McConnell or his team about his condition.
So for now, former Senate majority
leader and long-time anti-democracy, self-serving piece of shit McConnell
should be considered AWOL – Absent Without Life. May he rest in greatly
undeserved peace, be he dead or alive.
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*Trump’s first lie about the price-tag for his giant vanity hole…
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We now return you to your regularly scheduled aging process.
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