Saluting A Frequently Returning “Champion”
July 3, 2026
He’s calling it The Great American State Fair.
Donald Death-to-America Trump’s celebration of himself, and
by accident the 250th anniversary of the independence of the country
he barely pretends to lead, is in full swing. Well, not so much swing as
collapse – just like Old Donald himself. Just ask (off the record, of course) the
22 specialists who recently examined him.
As you can see (below), there are literally tens of people
blanketing, well not so much blanketing as dotting the National Mall for the
big event.
Darn Old Trump is scheduled to address the “crowd” tomorrow with what he described as a very long speech, so the crowd size (like the temperature) just might hit triple digits. That is, until he starts blathering on. If recent events are any indication, once he starts relitigating the 2020 election, how mean everyone is to him, what a great job he is doing, Barack Hussein Obama, Sleepy Joe Biden and how low gas prices are, people will decide it’s too hot, he’s too stupid, and use their time more productively, like leaping in front of a bus or lying across some train tracks.
Desperate crowds flee the
Orange Gas Cloud
This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Of The Day. Schmuck
on!
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