EXTREMELY Broken News – His Act Is Bombing

All Perfectly “Legal”*

October 27, 2025

There is a deranged mental patient cosplaying as president of the United States. He has the obscenely unwavering support of one of the country’s two major political parties, which shares responsibility for his horrendous actions.

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He has also been given total, unconstitutional and unconscionable immunity and unchecked power by the six criminals on the Supreme Court. And now, he has just ordered the deployment of a strike group to the Gulf of Tonkin…oops, I mean the Caribbean.

I think you know of whom we speak.

The Trump administration has ordered the deployment of the Gerald R. Ford Carrier Strike Group, including the United States’ most advanced aircraft carrier to the Caribbean. To blow up tiny fishing boats and start a war.

This is a serious escalation in Der Furor’s fabricated war against drug cartels that puts in place the resources to start conducting illegal, unnecessary strikes against targets on the ground in Vietnam…dammit, I mean Baghdad…shit, I mean Venezuela. Against no one. Trump needs to start a war to distract from all his other crimes against America, humanity and reality and his support for pedophiles everywhere (including the one in his mirror). And his apparent starring role in the Epstein Files.

Why yes. Yes we are still talking about Jeffrey Epstein.

Statue of Don & Jeff on the National Mall in D.C.

Der Furor has already blown up at least 10 small fishing boats on, pardon the expression, trumped up charges of drug trafficking, without providing any evidence before, during or after any and all of these extra-judicial murders. All this while launching a terrorist attack on the White House.

Trump’s “bombing” of the White House also marks a serious escalation in his War Against America. according to ABC News, the Conflagrator-in-chief is already referring to his incredibly reckless, unnecessary, illegal and runaway-over-budget-before-it-even-started** ballroom/casino as “The President Donald J. Trump Ballroom”. Trump has publicly denied that he plans to name the ballroom after himself. So now we have confirmation.

Who will stop Osama bin Lardo? It surely will not be his hostages in Congress. We The People must clean House next November. Or it’s curtains. Gold fucking curtains.

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*Just kidding. None of this shit is fucking legal.
**Trump’s first lie about the price-tag for his giant vanity hole…I mean hall was $200M, which quickly jumped to $250M. The new subject-to-change-without-notice cost du-jour is $300M. Mr. McGrift is now floating the idea of using the $230M he’s planning to lift from the DOJ because he was taken to court for crimes he seriously committed, and said he would consider donating to charity (i.e., Donald J. Trump), to help pay for his bitchin’ boondoggle.
UPDATE: Oops, the price-tag just hit $350M. Do I hear $400B? I will soon.
 

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled Addams Family marathon.