February 28, 2026
Donald Jeffrey Epstein
Trump has blindsided the midterms Congress our allies* Iran.
After pretending to engage in a diplomatic solution with the Iranian regime,
Trump decided to pre-empt congressional oversight by launching a surprise
attack on Iran in the middle of the night. Congress was scheduled to vote on a War
Powers resolution related to Iran early next week, since Trump had already
launched a major military presence in the Persian Gulf region.
As part of his
relentless assault on the midterm elections that the Fascist/Trump/Epstein is
all but guaranteed to lose bigly, Trump is attempting to set the stage for avoiding
his third impeachment...I mean, having to testify before Congress regarding his
very close relationship with Epstein and accusations of sexual assault on a
minor…I mean declaring martial law in order to suspend the midterm elections
poised to end his psychotic agenda and stranglehold over our country.
Hollow Words From A Soulless Dunce
As the bombing began,
Trump (the guy who avoided military service at all costs) told the Iranian
people, via his white power
internet platform, “The hour of your freedom is at hand.” Hey, what about us? Is
ours anywhere to be found? He also urged them, “When we are finished, take over
your government. It will be yours to take.” You know, like he tried to do on January
6, 2021. Hey motherfucker, what about us here in America? Should we do that
too? And just how does Dumb Don imagine the Iranian people might achieve this?
Trump spoke on Truth Social, from a lightless room and a brainless head
Trump also addressed the American people, “The lives of courageous American heroes may be lost.” Because he wants to cancel the midterm elections. He added that his attack was meant “to prevent this very wicked, radical dictatorship from threatening America and our core national security interests.” While his own very wicked, radical dictatorship threatens America’s core national security interests, our democracy and our lives. Every. Single. Day.
So yeah, Trump is calling for regime change in Iran (and a bunch of other places). A large majority of Americans are calling for regime change in America. If you allows us to vote this November, we will be able to take a big first step.
Good thing the Nobel people did not give this schmuck a Peace Prize. He should have to return his fake FIFA prize and the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize he was gifted by Venezuela’s opposition leader Maria Machado a month ago.
VOTE.
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*Except for Israel, who happily joined in on Trump’s shit show.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
Fight Club.
If any journalist asks Trump to his face, "You said Iran's nuclear capabilities were destroyed in June last year, now you say we must attack Iran because they're a threat. Were you lying then, or are you lying now?", I will marry him or her.
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DeleteSomeone like in media? Not gonna happen. Someone like a journalist? Neither of them can get close enough to ask.
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