April 28, 2026
It seems there are those among us who harbor a less than
favorable view of the objectively vile creature residing in the Remains of The
White House. One such individual is now in custody after what is being called
an assassination attempt on Not-So-Good King Don.
Don was thwarted in his plan to deliver what he described as
a very nasty verbal assault on the media, who dare to speak out against his
deadly criminal enterprise. After his planned hit-and-run screech at the Remains
of The White House Correspondents Dinner, where he meant to excoriate the press
and run away before anyone could respond, was cut short by a heavily weaponized
attacker, the most despised president in American history had this to say with
a sickening smirk while standing between two of the dumbest fucks ever to serve
this country at the highest level.
Trump,
bookended by raging alcoholic Patel and raging moron Mullin
“I was all set to really rip it. And I said to my
people ‘this would be the most inappropriate speech ever made,’ I have to say.
But I don’t know if I could ever be as rough as I was going to be tonight.”
Oops. If you zoom out it turns out Don is standing amidst not
two, but four of the dumbest fucks every to serve this country at the highest
level, who were quite amused at their boss’ above comments.
I. Mangrey reporting. Suck on it Donny.
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