Letter To The Predator
April 7, 2026
Donald “Death-To-America-And-Potentially-Everyone-Else”
Trump’s ultimatum for Iran is up in about 90 minutes, so by the time you read
this we could all be dead. Or wishing we were.
Dear Don:
Funny story – hardly anybody likes you Donald.
And most people who say they do are just using you like the tool you are.
And it's not just the vast majority of Americans
who hate your putrid, rotting guts. Most people all over the world think you
are not just shit, but a fifty-gallon drum of bloody diarrhea. Canada, one of
the nicest countries on the plant, despises you. Greenland and Denmark think
you are a psychotic fucking asshole - but only because you are. All the people
across the globe who depended on the USAID program for food and medical
assistance, the ones who have not already died thanks to you, want you to go
away to a farm upstate. All of Europe wants you gone for aiding and abetting
Putin's attempted march through Ukraine to get to Europe.
And let us not forget the people of Iran, most of
whom, like most of us, despise their current leadership, and who you in your
infinite bullshit claimed to care about before and during your unprovoked,
illegal and senseless bombing of their country, and now your threat to wipe
them all out of existence croaking that “a whole civilization will die tonight”.
Way to win hearts and minds ya big dumb fuck. What the fuck is that even
supposed to mean? Are you planning to use a nuke? Are you out of your tiny,
disintegrating mind? Do you even know what a 'civilization' is?
For the record, civilized people are opposed to
the war crimes you are planning to commit tonight. You are not well. You never
were, but now you have crossed every line that has ever been drawn. If you
follow through on this threat, we will all pay the price for a very long time.
You need help. The kind of help that only a
mortician can provide.
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*As always, the full context does not make it any better. Also, good
chance this feature will be popping up constantly for at least the next four
years. Sorry.
This has been another painful edition of Don Trump Actually
Fucking Said This™*
Remember, it will get worse before it gets much worse.
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