Broken Noise – Lady Lie

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That’s Why The Lady Is A Trump

April 10, 2026

Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump launched his illegal, ill-advised, ill-conceived, unprovoked and ultimately disastrous excursion incursion war against Iran and the rest of the world in no small part to distract from his ubiquitous presence in the

Donald trump memorial Epstein files

and perhaps to use the way the Artemis II space capsule used the Moon – to slingshot them back toward the Earth – to slingshot his drain-swirling political status toward holding Congress in the November election.

Funny story: Trump’s former “escort”, then mistress, then wife/fellow grifter Melania, who after all these years in America still can barely speak the language (though to be fair, she does rival Imelda Marcos for number of shoes), and speaks publicly about as often as long-time mime Clarence Thomas, decided, out of nowhere, to deny any “relationship with Epstein or his accomplice Maxwell”. The latter referred to Trump’s third wife as “Sweet Pea” in an email exchange during which the future Mrs. Trump signed off “Love, Melania”.

Are the Trumps now using the

Donald trump memorial Epstein files

to distract everyone from the pathetic “foot-shot” as one retired general described Trump’s pathetic Operation Epic Failure, which left the formerly free and open Strait of Hormuz under the total and absolute control of Iran? And from the fact that the replacement of the Supreme Leader of Iran that Trump killed – that son-of-an-Ayatollah – is more of a hardliner than his father and still in possession of all the nuclear material he had before Trump’s failed attack? Well done, sir.

Inquiring minds don’t give a flying fuck; just get these two sociopathic criminals out of the Remains of The White House before it and this nation fall into ruins. After this disgraceful war, it will take Iran decades to rebuild their physical infrastructure, while America will take decades to rebuild our reputation, our Constitution and our democracy.

One other note: Melania’s pre-emptive mea culpa regarding her relationship with Epstein, who by third-party accounts introduced the then-married/cheating Trump to his next wife, is about as believable as her husband’s claim that gas prices are going down very quickly. Or that he defeated Iran (he defeated America).

Sing along with me…

The wheels on the bus are falling off, falling off, falling off,
the wheels on the bus are falling off, all the live-long day.

Just for the record, Mrs. Jeffrey Epstein Trump is far and away the most unpopular first lady in history. She is truly the Worst Lady. Here are the numbers.

Stay tuned for further lies, distractions and treason from the Worst Couple.

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*Hey Melania, this bird’s for you! Thank you (and fuck you) for your attention to this matter.

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken Noise report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled schadenfreude.