Quote Of The Day – Putz Poops On Pope

Vance Makes Being Massively Stupid Look So Easy   

April 18, 2026

“I think it’s very, very important for the Pope to be careful
when he talks about matters of theology.”
JD Vance, April 15, 2025

“I think it’s very, very important for JD Vance to be careful
when he opens his stunningly ignorant mouth for any reason.”
I. Mangrey, April 16, 2026

Vice President and world-renown furniture fucker JD Vance (the JD stands for Fucking Idiot) who converted to Catholicism in 2019 – and put a Methodist church on the cover of his new book on faith – decided to weigh in on his boss’ blasphemous bullshit and repeated attacks on the Pope. Because the Pope came out in favor of peace. Which is kind of a big part of his whole gig.

Apparently, Vance’s conversion did not really take, even though just months after his “conversion” he said...

“My growing view is that too many American Catholics have failed to show proper deference to the papacy, treating the pope as a political figure to be criticized or praised according to their whims.”
JD Vance, April 1, 2020*

I’m not Catholic, nor do I play one on TV like Vance, but isn’t the Pope the representative of Jesus Christ and considered by Catholics to be, by definition, infallible? As Vance himself believed or at least said around the same time he called Trump “America’s Hitler”. That was before he converted to Trumpism. Vance is the emissary of the fucking anti-Christ who thinks himself God.**

One might have well assumed Vance meant in the opening quote ‘when he talks about politics’, except he kept going with that derailed-train-of-thought and doubled down.

Either way, it is entirely possible that Vance should just STFU since no one, and I mean no one, gives a flying fuck what he thinks. In particular this Pope. But also…

Fool House

Despite his most recent string of phantasmagorical flying fuck-ups, Vance might not be the Plague, but people are sure avoiding him like it. Here’s a recent event at Charlie Kirk’s TPUSA where Vance spoke to a house

It has long been obvious that Vance is uncomfortable around people, so this area full of empty seats suited him just fine. Besides, he is going to need to get accustomed to such palpable displays of affection and record crowds.

One More Thing

To be fair, Trump may not be the anti-Christ (not ruling it out) but he is demonstrably and flagrantly anti Christ.

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*The date is real so maybe he meant this as an April Fool’s joke.
**In 2019, Trump, who can always be counted on to take the moral low-ground, did happily and proudly retweet someone calling him “the King of Israel” and “the second coming of God”.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Quote Of The Day.