But The Farm! Buy The Farm! Buy The Farm!
April 17, 2025
We
have mentioned this before, but as we are always looking to help our dear
leader Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump, we thought it was worth revisiting. A while back, we were rummaging
around the internets and came across this beautiful farm for sale. It is still
available, and the purpose we had in mind for it has only snowballed. Or
perhaps more accurately, sun-downed.
Now
that our mostly deceased president has literally decimated his current domicile
and has since set his psychotic sights on the rest of America, maybe it’s time
for him to find a new happy place.
Doesn’t this look peaceful and way the fuck out
of the way?
Since
our perfidious president appears to be on his last marble and since he is such
a fan of purchasing real estate, many people are suggesting that it might be
advantageous for Donald Trump to buy the farm.
Trump
Is Losing His Marble
Given
the irrefutable evidence of deterioration we are seeing in Trump's physical and
mental states, not to mention all the psychotic fascist feces he’s been
flinging, it might be best to expedite the process. Plus, as shown in this
picture, this barn has an East Wing the master baiter…I mean builder could slap
his name all over it and turn into dust
whenever he wants.
What the hell is going on with ankles that
barely fit in his pants?
Almost-Dead
Donald cannot walk in a straight line (Time for a breathalyzer? Or a
neurologist?), and his two remaining brain cells are about to go Thelma and
Louise, plus…
What
the fuck is that metastasizing melon-looking mass popping out of his shirt collar?
That does not look healthy at all. He might want to have that thing removed
before it spreads.
Buy
Now, Or We Pay Later
That
beautiful piece of land shown above – which has another great advantage of
being upstate – is still available; we are more convinced than ever that Deteriorating
Don should buy the farm before it's too late. Seriously, where would Trump be
happier than a nice farm upstate?
We are
happy to help in any way possible to get Trump where he needs to go. A nice
peaceful place where he and his fellow Messiah can
The patriotic staff at Paying Attention™.
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