Sunday, April 5, 2026

Question For The Day – Scared Strait

A person with a mustache and glasses standing in front of a lot of question marks

Description automatically generated

Trump: Hairman Of The Bored

April 5, 2026

Remember all the ballyhoo around one of Donald “Death-To-America” Trump’s many pre-Iran-excursion/massive defeat Epstein File distractions – the Bored of Peace? It might very well have slipped your mind.


Trump’s dream team of dictators, tyrants and dipshits

It sure seems to have slipped his mind once Trump – who is chairman-for-life-who-has-sole-power-to-pick-his-successor – collected his billion-dollar-entry-fee from all the top nations


Big, strong nations, tears in their eyes, begging, “Sir, will you take our money?”

Naturally all funds collected are the property of one Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump. It seems once Trump collected his tribute money he forgot all about his new super group. Presumably it still exists, and in Trump’s feeble, diseased mind it has replaced NATO if not the United Nations.

So…

Today’s Question For The Day:

Why isn’t Trump’s all-powerful, big, beautiful Bored of Peace stepping in to solve their boss’ illegal disastrous loss in Iran: Now with more war crimes?

One would think this austere body would be sending ships and troops and more money to keep the vital Strait of Hormuz open to the world. Sure, it was totally open before Trump unnecessarily bombed the shit out of Iran and would have remained open. But we are where we are and it is clearly up to the Bored of Peace to save the day.

Bonus Question:

If we can’t count on the mighty Bored of Peace what will become of us?

This has been your Paying Attention™ Question For The Day.

No comments:

Post a Comment