April 6, 2026
Not giving
a single shit about distracting the American people from the
Donald trump memorial EPSTEIN FILES*
the
Iranian government showed the world they are not afraid of Donald Trump,
instead choosing to troll the Troll King
As
utterly despicable as the Iran regime is (just ask the majority of Iranian citizens)
they ain’t stupid and clearly know how to get under the very thin skin of the
very thick skull of the very dense dipshit who attacked them for no good
reason, immediately claimed victory and is now getting his voluminous ass
handed to him, while attempting to start World War III.
Which only goes to show, you
can take the shit out of the asshole, but you can’t take the asshole out of the
shit storm he pooped out.
Don’s Easter message of peace and love
There’s no faster
way to end up on the wrong end of a bone-saw than to disrespect Allah. I hope
the Iranian regime cares as much about the safety and freedom of the American
people as Trump does about the Iranians. Oops.
Iran’s
immediate response to the above psychopathic missive was to bomb the Israeli
city of Haifa. We can expect much more of the same as Iran avoids a direct
attack on the United States (for now, until Der Furor pushes them too far…which
could be any minute now, but probably not before Tuesday or maybe in weeks)
preferring instead to go after less direct targets like Israel and other U.S.
allies in the region.
And Iran
also responded with this…
Good times, people, good times
The Trump
Era is full of things I never thought I would hear myself say. Here is the
latest: I agree with Iran.
We are
in the dumbest possible timeline. We have the dumbest possible dictator. Hitler
at least had a plan.
You’d
think this fucking idiot would have learned after he and Dry-Drunk Pete
publicly, arrogantly and pathetically insisted (i.e., lied) that Iran’s
military was so obliterated that they could not retaliate in any way. And then,
the next day Iran shot down two military jets and damaged other aircraft,
leaving one crew member stranded in the mountains of Iran for 36 hours until he
was finally rescued before being captured.
What would
your next move be?
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*Man, whatever is in those files must really be
bad for old Fartenstein, because his flying monkeys are really working their
little tails off trying to figure out how to protect him from letting the
public in on it.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Day.
We never said it would be pretty.


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