Monday, April 13, 2026

HFS

 

Jesus H. Trump

April 13, 2026

It has long and frequently been posited in this space that every insulting thing Trump says about anyone else is only and always about himself. He can barely perceive the presence of anyone else other than himself. 

It should be noted that by definition Pope Leo XIV is a devout Catholic. His brother, it turns out, is a devout MAGAt. Freedom of religion vs. freedom of derision. Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump is, if not by definition, then by everything else, one of the most irreligious and unholy creatures ever to skulk the Earth.

Poop Punks Pope

The most recent example has Der Furor going after the first American pope via the white nationalist/racist/fascist/Nazi-infested social media pratfall...I mean platform with the Orwellian name Truth Social; it is neither at best.

Trump's lackey Sean Hannity also went after Pope Leo XIV for not understanding how violent the God of the Old Testament was and/or is (assuming "his" actual existence), which according to Hannity implies that all violence, especially Trump's, is A-OK with or without God. Trump jumped all over that shit and attempted to smite the Pope with a slurry of words, presumably from his brain, but more likely pulled from way up Trump's ass.


No need to read this, just seeing it is more than enough

Did Hannity help his pal extract these words for all to see? We may never know for sure. Hopefully.

Where Trump Thinks He Is Talking About Himself But Is Totally Not

Here is the exception that proves the rule of Trump only and always talking about himself. 

Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump posted the picture below, presumably attempting to upstage the Pope he is beefing with, while auditioning for the new gig Trump surely believes he deserves.


After pissing 
off just about everyone in the Christian world,
Dumb-ass Don deleted this pathetic and sickening tableau

Are we sure Donald's parents weren't first cousins? Or brother and sister? Either way, there is something very, very wrong with his very, very large uh-brain. As is said in other contexts, it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it. No matter how large Dumb Don's brain might be, it clearly does nothing other than take up space.

There are still some smart people out there

One More Thing

Cheeto Christ
 

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled swearing to God.

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