Question For The Day – Who’s Lying Now?

You Can’t Spell Melania Without Lie-a

April 12, 2026

Many were shocked by the Worst Lady suddenly appearing on the TV telling the American public to, and I’m paraphrasing here, shut the fuck up right this minute about her having anything to do with the reviled (except by Donald) child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein – her husband’s long-time best friend, who according to sources introduced the two while Epstein was raping children and Donald was still married to the woman he cheated on his first wife (who is now buried at one of Trump’s golf courses) with. The current, and hopefully last of Donald’s wives (if you get my drift) insisted, despite plenty of evidence to the contrary, she never had sex with…I mean “a relationship” with Epstein or Ghislaine Maxwell.

The Happy Quouple

Mrs. Trump comically talked about lies and ethical standards aimed at her oh-so-innocent (except for “allegedly” entering this country illegally and knowingly marrying one of the most disgusting, dishonest, dirty-dealing douchebag this country has ever seen) life. To be fair, she acted as though she was very sincere.

Good thing they redacted the ‘To’ and ‘From’ names
Ghislaine Maxwell and Melania Trump

Mr. Trump claimed he was completely taken by surprise by his wife’s sudden decision to stand in front of the camera and desperately attempt to speak English, and to lie as well as her long-estranged husband.

Today’s Question For The Day:

Is it possible that Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump might be lying?

Bonus Question:

Is it possible that there is anything out of Trump’s mouth that is not a lie?

This has been your Paying Attention™ Question For The Day.