Thursday, April 16, 2026

Alternative History (Because, Why Not?)

All The News (Noise) That's Shit To Print

April 16, 2026

Mr. and Mrs. America, and all the ships and clippers at sea, we, like so many others, are frequently asked to rewrite history, or have just taken it upon themselves to make shit up.

If Donald Trump was Winston Churchill…

Well, assuming he would not just say okay to Hitler and the Nazis, because why wouldn’t he. You’re right, he would absolutely have sided with Hitler. Presumably, he would have, as he is doing right now with great vigor and success, attacked Americans by every means available.*

 

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Iran, we shall fight in Cuba and the streets of America, we shall fight with growing lies and growing stupidity everywhere, we shall defend our power, whatever the cost may be, we shall fuck you at the gas pumps, we shall fuck you at the checkout lines, we shall fuck you in the housing market, we shall fuck you at the voting booths, we shall fuck you over health care and shoot you in the fields and in the streets while you protest peacefully, we shall fight in the cities and towns; we shall never surrender until America is defeated and ours forever.

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