Another Dead Deadline

April 8, 2026

What a non-surprise. Another Trump fake deadline has come and gone. Only time will tell how much of his excuse for chickening out on his threatened genocide in Iran has anything to do with reality. All we know for sure is that Trump caved and tossed us another “two-week” wait-and-fucking-see.

The banner above, like its predecessor hoisted so very wrongly and stupidly by the former worst president in American history George WTF Bush, completely misses the mark. Donald “Death-To-America” Trump’s “excursion” into Iran accomplished less than nothing. It has left the world worse off by giving Iran what they would likely never have gotten without this insane escapade perpetrated by an American madman. The wholly unchanged regime (except for the new regime being even worse than the one Trump bombed away) in Iran has rightly claimed victory in a war they did not start and did not provoke. They now control the Strait of Hormuz, which was not the case prior to what historians will call Trump’s Fucking Folly.

Trump’s ballistic buffoonery has also left a permanent Grand-Canyon-sized scar on this nation’s history – an American president has threatened “a whole civilization will die tonight”.

This stupid war was in no small part meant to distract the American public from the

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but it harkens back to old joke that in order to take one’s mind off of a pounding headache a friend would stomp on his foot. In this case, in order to take America’s mind off the

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headache, Trump, instead of stomping on our foot, caused America to have a massive heart attack.

We here at Paying Attention join most of America and even more of the rest of the world in saying

Fuck you Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump, and the whores you rode in on.

I. Mangrey reporting.