Tuesday, March 25, 2025

Fascinating – How Low Can You(r IQ) Go

The Stupid Hurts All Of Us

March 25, 2025

Oopsie

It is hard to not feel sorry for these people. But not impossible. Frankly it’s not worth the effort. I feel sorry for the rest of us – the majority – who knew exactly what this lying, racist, fascist walking poop emoji was planning to do.

If all these poor schmucks had just read between the lines…no, scratch that, if they had just read the lines, paid just a little attention, they would not be puking up breakfast, lunch and dinner and shitting their pants every day…well, maybe they still would be doing all that, but not because they fucking voted for it.

Were these people born yesterday? Or the day before the 2024 election? If so, then they were too young and voted illegally. Someone should look into that.

WTFF*

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*What The Fascinating Fuck

Sunday, March 23, 2025

The Fine Print

Eat The Rich Before They Eat You…
They’re Already Nibbling

March 23, 2025

I haven't heard anyone mention this little tidbit. It is not just the brutally stupid murder of however many government departments – from Education, to the FAA, the VA – that provide critical services across the country. Not to mention the elimination of the EPA and its environmental protections, the FDA which keeps our food and drugs non-toxic and NOAA which helps predict all local weather and provides early warnings about potential catastrophic storms. These treacherous cretins also have their myopic sights on destroying the constitutionally mandated United States Postal Service. Then there’s decades-long wet dream of the GOP (Ghoulish Old Pigs) of eliminating Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid, which will literally be the death of millions of Americans who are not millionaires or billionaires. Most of these guillotine-cuts will begin draining the pocketbooks and mental health of the vast majority of Americans almost immediately if not sooner.

However, that is only the short-term pain and suffering that half-presidents Don and fElon are willing to inflict on us. The poison-dart-tip of the shit-infested iceberg.

It’s Not As Bad As It Seems…It’s So Much Worse

The real goal is to privatize every fucking thing they can get their greedy, grifting, blood-and-hate-soaked hands on. This, you can bet all the money they will be stealing from you, will then end up costing us much, much more as the raison d'ĂȘtre of these agencies will turn from providing tax-funded services to American citizens, to gouging folks for the same – probably lower quality – services for the sole purpose of padding the overstuffed coffers of the filthy rich.

Mon Dieu. Why the fuck wouldn’t Canada want to get in on all this winning?

So, as we’ve been fond of reminding everyone, remember, it will get worse before it gets much worse.

Unless we stop them before it’s too late.

“There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can’t take part; you can’t even passively take part, and you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop. And you’ve got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you’re free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!”
                                 Mario Savio, December 2, 1964 


The real Super Mario

I. Mangrey reporting. It is what it isn’t.


Or is it?

Saturday, March 22, 2025

Schmuck Of The Day – Ignorance Is Thiss

Look! On Your TV – It’s Fat, It’s Dumb, It’s Foolish…It’s Trump

March 22, 2025

 

Returning schmuck Don Trump took time out from his busy “golfing” schedule (he has been cheating at golf for 25% of his second term so far) the other day told a Fux News cult member that America is a “fat, dumb, foolish country”. He got that right.* That’s the same country that elected a lying, cheating, racist, fascist, rapist, syphilitic narcissist and fart-come-to-life, who also happens to be stunningly fat, dumb, foolish to be president. Who has all the self-awareness of a manhole cover.


Ignorance is thiss 

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Well, half right. He after getting badly beaten in the actual vote in 2016 and getting stomped in 2020, Don got nearly 50% of the vote.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Of The Day. Fuck yeah.

Friday, March 21, 2025

Ya Gotta Love It

March 21, 2025

Just saw Squealer of the House MAGA Mikey Johnson telling Fux viewers that “we’re gonna turn the economy around.” Yeah, he’s making a U-turn away from the greatest post-COVID economic recovery in the world, right back to the completely fucked up Trump economy that Biden repaired in a single term. Among the things Mikey got wrong is the fact that his dear leader has already turned the economy around without noticing the ROAD CLOSED/DO NOT ENTER sign meant to stop him before reaching the cliff just ahead – at top speed.

Halfway To Blackface…Or Is It Orangeface


The latest terribly tinted twit. When will he do the “hair”?

Is that shoe polish or did Mikey just pull his little head out of Don’s big ass? Whichever one it is, it needs a bit more pumpkin.

In case MAGA Mikey needs some help visualizing phase two of his Trumpy transition…


The only reason to be anti-transition

Lord Of The Files (And The Flies)

Mikey also told the most ill-informed, ignorant, gullible people on the planet – the Fux News audience – that “the adults are back in the room”. Funny analogy since everyone knows (with the likely exception of the Fux News audience) that fElon Muskkk populated his DOGE DOUCHE team with literal children, one of whom calls himself “Big Balls”. 

fElon and his army of “adults in the room”

As you might guess, Big Balls is currently senior advisor in the State Department and the Department of Homeland Security. He is also currently a 19-year-old high school graduate…or so he claims. My guess is Big Balls is a pathetic incel hacker who incidentally was fired from an intern job last year for allegedly leaking insider information to a rival company. I’m sure he has matured greatly since then. Also, labeling fElon as an adult is a grossly misleading proposition at best.

The head adult in the room

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*This is absolutely fucking true.

Ya gotta love it. Or else.

Thursday, March 20, 2025

Pic Of The Day – Lennie and The Threats

Not A Thousand Words, But Worth It   

March 20, 2025

George and his not-quite-right sidekick Lennie traveled the land looking for work to do. Eventually, George simply could not stand up for Lennie any longer because of his dangerous behavior. Try though he might, George finally had to put Lennie out of his misery. It is a timeless tale...as it turns out.

This will not end well…one way or the other

Don’t forget to tell him about the rabbits first

Next time: The Creeps of Wrath

This has been your Paying Attention™ Pic Of The Day.

Wednesday, March 19, 2025

The Fascists Are Coming! The Fascists Are Coming!

Lather, Reich, Repeat

March 19, 2025

Reminds me of the old saying here…it’s in Texas, I think it’s here, “Those who do not learn from history, or just don't give a fuck about history, are doomed to fuck all of us.” Won't get fucked again. Of course, if we decide to fuck ourselves, all bets are off.

Never forget (We sure can pick 'em)

The fascists are coming! The fascists are coming!

Dictator-On-Day-One-And-Every-Other-Fucking-Day-So-Far Don has signed an executive order claiming only the president or the attorney general can speak for “what the law is”. For those of you keeping score at home, that means there is no law whatsoever. Say good night, Gracie.

Diaper Don thinks he is irresistible, so let’s show him what we think of his demented, syphilitic fantasy:

            RESIST!!!! 

Monday, March 17, 2025

Question For The Night – Chuck Schumer: Mother Clucker

Chicken Plucked, America Fucked

March 17, 2025

One day Chuck Schumer insisted that he would stand his ground and Senate Democrats would not vote to let the Fascist/Trump Party off the hook. They would not vote for a poison temporary budget that would do further damage to this nation’s socio-economic infrastructure. Schumer instead would keep his caucus together and have the backs of the House, who stood firm and said no. This meant that this terrible bill would not be bipartisan and the Fascist/Trumpers would have to own the consequences.

Chickenshit Caveman

All the Senate Dems had to do was follow suit and force their opponents – the opponents of democracy and America – to amend the poison pill or shut down the government. Because the Fascist/Trump Party knows that Democrats are often scared of their own shadows, their loyal media whores preemptively began claiming that the shutdown they instigated would be henceforth known as the “Schumer Shutdown”. Schumer caved. Insanity ensued.

Today’s Question For The Day:

Did Chuck Schumer cave on the budget/shutdown "negotiation" because the Fascist/Trump Media whores kept saying it would be the “Schumer Shutdown”?

Bonus Question:

Or was it just because he is too old, white and chickenshit to continue as minority leader in the time of Kim Jong Don?

This has been your Paying Attention™ Question For The Night.

Armaged Don

Dictator-On-Day-Ending-In-Y Don

March 17, 2025

I wish I could have the opportunity to interview Don #47, to pick his brain. It wouldn’t take very long to be sure. That’s why he so often says his own name – it’s one of the few things he still knows and can remember consistently. In any event, it would be an honor to spend some time with him. I’m sorry, I meant it would be a horror to spend time with him. As many people have said, the smell of him alone could cause permanent emotional and physical brain damage. I wonder if he would be offended if I wore a gas mask.

Trump’s plans for his time in office may seem a recipe for disaster for many if not most Americans, and possibly the death of our democracy. Make no mistake this will not be a case of involuntary manslaughter, like a drunk driver accidentally driving head-on into a family of five in their SUV – killing them all while he survives without a scratch. Or like a toddler picking up his ignorant father’s handgun and shooting a sibling in the head.

Nor will this be an issue of collateral damage.

No, this will have been premeditated murder in the first degree. Maybe not well-thought-out, and maybe not carried out quite as planned. But premeditated nonetheless. And since no one has had the guts or brains to invoke the 25th Amendment against Donny Dementia when they had the myriad chances, he will not be able to claim he is not guilty by reason of insanity – temporary or otherwise.

The same premeditated murder is poised to be perpetrated by Don and fElon when it comes to detained immigrants, women unable to obtain health care because, well because they are women, and the countless impending deaths among airline passengers because Muskkk fired the FAA, and veterans unable to get medical care at the VA hospitals because Muskkk gutted the VA workforce. Not to mention the senior citizens who rely on Social Security for their only income, and those who rely on Medicaid for their only access to medical care. Many people in all these groups voted for Don #47 who campaigned on doing all these horrific things. So long, suckers. I would pity you, but oddly enough you aided and abetted your killer. For you, it is a murder/suicide pact. Enjoy.

Of course, most of these poor schmucks will have perished prior to the murder of our society, our democracy and our planet as carried out by Donald J. Trump. So maybe they are actually the lucky ones.

Don feels about the majority of Americans – who did not vote for him, ever – the same way he feels about the people of Ukraine. Putin hates ‘em so Don hates ‘em. And just as Don’s brutal murder of our economy and our democracy and us will not be accidental, his recent withdrawal of shared intelligence with Ukraine signals his intent to aid and abet Putin in the first-degree murder of the people and the country of Ukraine.

The purpose of the reality tv episode we witnessed when Don and VD pissed all over Zelenskyy in the Awful Oval Office comes into much clearer focus now. There can be no question as to the whole thing being staged – just like The Apprentice. It might not have been, as Don said once it was time to break from the tag-team tragedy for commercial, “great tv” but it did provide motive and opportunity should Don ever face justice for his latest crime against humanity. That and Don’s plan to deport thousands of Ukrainians back to their country as Don helps Russia bomb the living shit out of Ukraine with less resistance.

One wonders if Don will just sit back and fart up a storm when Putin launches his massive cyber-attack on America as the prelude to bombing the fuck out of us, once he has crippled whatever defenses Don has not already ordered to stand down.


Armaged Don


I. Mangrey reporting.
Things will get worse before they get much worse.                          

                                                                                        

Saturday, March 15, 2025

Thought For The Day – Rapid Unscheduled Disassemblies*

Welcome To The Boughtery Porn

March 15, 2025

Rockets blow up. Cars blow up. Countries blow up. Some people are rich enough to not give a flying fuck about any of it…until they blow up.

Government for sale. Don’t forget the Boughtery Porn rule. fElon Muskkk: He bought it, he broke it.

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*We just need one or two more. ASAP.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.