Weee’re
OUT!
August 22, 2026
On any given day these days, there can be neither
doubt nor serious competition. The biggest schmuck is, almost by definition,
Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump. But we need to break things up from time to time
and crown a different Schmuck For The Day.
Here we go again. The Roberts Supreme(ly
Criminal) Court continues their valiant effort to aid and abet Trump’s crusade to
defeat American democracy. This time they have reversed a lower court decision
to stop the Taliban-esque destruction of the White House that is Donald Jeffrey
Epstein Trump’s staggeringly unpopular, unnecessary and hideous Oversized Gold-plated Outhouse he calls a ballroom.
While blatantly lying during his Senate
confirmation hearing to become chief justice of the Supreme Court, John Roberts
described how he would carry out his responsibilities of interpreting the law
according to the Constitution as “calling balls and strikes” like a baseball
umpire behind home plate.
Funny thing: Roberts has done anything but call
balls and strikes. Even going so far as to call a ball a touchdown. Funnier
thing: today in baseball, batters and catchers can now challenge an umpire’s call
a few times per game. The issue is resolved using video evidence. This means
that baseball is now more in touch with the times and with reality than self-proclaimed
umpire John Roberts, and by extension – especially given the current makeup of
the Court – the highest court in the land.
So what we can now see is that umpires make
plenty of mistakes calling balls and strikes. Real umpires are famously
unbiased and are doing the best they can, as they make decisions in the blink
of an eye. The same cannot be said for Roberts when it comes to bias. As is
more than likely with John Roberts, who has an agenda, which besides being
personal and having no place in the work of a judge, puts him at odds with the
American public, and more often than not, with legal precedent and the
Constitution, he certainly has made more than his fair share of, let’s call
them mistakes, “calling balls and strikes”. Unlike baseball umpires, Roberts has
all the time in the world to make his critical calls. Also, unlike baseball
umpires, Roberts repeatedly misses his calls on purpose.
Chief Injustice John Roberts
Schmuck around and find out
May his legacy reflect the evil he has
perpetrated upon this nation for all eternity.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Of The Day. Schmuck
off!
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