August 2, 2026
Death-To-America
Don started a war, which more than anything else has given Iran more clout and
is decimating our military.* Oh, and is massively disrupting the global oil
supply thanks to Trump handing them the keys to the Strait of Hormuz.
And
what happens next?
Just so we’re clear on
this, Deathbed Donny starts a war for no good reason and the gluttonous,
blood-sucking oil companies, who could easily afford to take a temporary pay
cut while helping every American who needs gasoline by not gouging the
innocent, victims of Trump’s Iran fiasco, instead end up making record profits. As a wise man once said, “You go with
your strengths.”
Deer-In-The-Headlights Don oversees massive
thievery…again
All
this while President Nero spends all our fucking money ruining the nation’s capital
and all its long-revered landmarks, in order to leave his mark everywhere. You
know, like the way any other wild animal marks its territory.
Stay
tuned as Iran begins launching cyberattacks on America’s infrastructure. Their
success is all but guaranteed thanks to our Manchurian president dismantling
our cyber defense systems.
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*Is there even anything else for this tumor of
a man to fuck up? Besides the midterm elections I mean.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Day.
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