Fauci
Ouchie
August 1, 2026
Somehow, Anthony Fauci’s personal diary ended up on a government server. It came to the attention of heroin addict and brainworm host RFingK, Jr. Next, idiot soon-to-be-senior-senator from Kentucky, home to the recently nearly-and-possibly-actually-dead-and-currently-missing Mitch McConnell, Ayn Rand Paul decided to release Fauci’s diary because naturally, these troglodytes want to blame Fauci for all the deaths caused by the guy who suggested shining a powerful light into the body and ingesting disinfectant to eliminate the deadly coronavirus and who just happened to be acting as president at the time.
The dumb-as-a-rock
ophthalmologist Paul decided to put on another completely unhinged Benghazi-esque,
circus that featured Fascist/Trump/Epstein Party senators pretending to lose
their shit and screaming at the 85-year-old Fauci with world-class hypocrisy
and shoddily manufactured umbrage.
Fauci was not happy having to spend his day
answering to a
bunch of senators whose collective IQs amounted to half of his
Here’s
the fun fact: Fauci wrote the following in his diary, “[Obama] went on to say
that Donald Trump was a hopeless idiot who was a pathological liar.” The former
president also told Fauci that Trump Jr. is “a fucking moron”.
Was that not in fact fun?
This has been your Paying Attention™ Fun Fact
For The Day.
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