Saturday, August 15, 2026

Ain’t Life A Mitch

Gone, But Not Enough

August 15, 2026

Bitch BcConnell (sorry, I have a cold), suffered a fall (which was not nearly as debilitating as us having to suffer him) that rendered him unconscious, unfortunately (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). He was rushed to a hospital after which he simply disappeared from public view. No statement, no explanation, no proof of life, not a peep. Nothing. 

McConnell voted against creating or expanding medical leave — paid and unpaid — at least 23 times since he entered the Senate in 1985.

Moscow Mitch briefly supported such legislation in his early days in the Senate – before dirt was invented – but the Family and Medical Leave Act was vetoed by the previous worst president in American history George WTF Bush. Since that time the most destructive force in American politics over at least the last half century has steadfastly opposed anything that actually helps the majority of Americans, instead preferring to bestow obscene tax cuts of the wealthiest among us, which is playing no small part in bankrupting our economy and many Americans.

Will this stickler for the rule of law (except for voting not to convict the most heinous traitor since Jefferson Davis and stealing Supreme Court seats) make sure he is not paid for the time (more than two months and counting, most of which he refused to even let his constituents, i.e. his bosses his health status) he has been AWOL? I’m going to hazard a wild guess and say “Fuck no.” Followed by a hearty and well-deserved “Fuck off.”

I. Mangrey reporting.

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