Gone, But Not Enough
August 15, 2026
Bitch
BcConnell (sorry, I have a cold), suffered a fall (which was not nearly as
debilitating as us having to suffer him) that rendered him unconscious,
unfortunately (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). He was rushed to a hospital after which
he simply disappeared from public view. No statement, no explanation, no proof
of life, not a peep. Nothing.
McConnell
voted against creating or expanding medical leave — paid and unpaid — at least
23 times since he entered the Senate in 1985.
Moscow
Mitch briefly supported such legislation in his early days in the Senate –
before dirt was invented – but the Family and Medical Leave Act was vetoed by
the previous worst president in American history George WTF Bush. Since that
time the most destructive force in American politics over at least the last
half century has steadfastly opposed anything that actually helps the majority
of Americans, instead preferring to bestow obscene tax cuts of the wealthiest
among us, which is playing no small part in bankrupting our economy and many
Americans.
Will
this stickler for the rule of law (except for voting not to convict the most
heinous traitor since Jefferson Davis and stealing Supreme Court seats) make
sure he is not paid for the time (more than two months and counting, most of
which he refused to even let his constituents, i.e. his bosses his health
status) he has been AWOL? I’m going to hazard a wild guess and say “Fuck no.”
Followed by a hearty and well-deserved “Fuck off.”
I. Mangrey reporting.
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