Donald
Fucking Trump continues his crusade to Make America Groan Again and end the
Great Experiment in democracy. It wasn’t enough for him to invade Iran and
cause the closing of the Strait of Hormuz, which has caused chaos across the
globe. He is now claiming that the Strait is open. It is not. Trump, as we have
known for quite some time, is completely delusional and an inveterate liar. The
only thing that is open is to door for Iran to now control the Strait for the
foreseeable future.
Brain-damaged
Don also signed another of his countless idiotic executive orders, this time to
rename Lake Ontario, which was named in the 1600s, long before there was an
America. In a move that shocked everyone, he did not name it after himself. This
was such an important announcement he didn’t post it on his fake-Twitter
account, as he has with things like the war in Iran, he did this one for the
cameras. The new name, whatever Don might think he is giving it, should be, at
least for now, Lake Woebegotten.
Lame-brained loser makes
his (temporary) pathetic mark
In
Related News…
Congressman
Jamie Raskin has dubbed Trump’s continually worsening Donald J. Trump Memorial Regurgitation
Pool (formerly the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool) the Strait of Warm Ooze.
Well played congressman.
Freak
out…
I
mean, Peace Out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckCVBPf3-DQ
We’re All Water – John &
Yoko
This has been your Paying Attention™ Fraught
For The Day.
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