Dr. Dementia Does It Again
August 27, 2026
“Pretend PLEASE, that I’m on the ballot.”
Donald “Death-To-America”
Trump, August 25, 2026
Deathbed Donald currently has the “strong
support” of 13% of Americans. Even the Fascist/Trump/Epstein/Sedition Party only
polls at 35% who strongly support the absolute worst, most criminal, sleepiest, dumbest, insanely narcissistic and most
anti-democratic POTUS ever to insult,
assault and desecrate the White House.
This demented, decomposing, dung-heap somehow “thinks”
he is not on the ballot. First of all, every sitting (or in this case shitting)
president is essentially on the ballot during every midterm election. And things
usually do not go so well for them. In this case, especially since this “president”
never shuts the fuck up and constantly rubs our noses in the fact that he is
all powerful (which his tiny-hand-picked Supreme Court has codified into law),
and everything he has done has benefitted him and his negative-number-IQ sons
while completely fucking (more like raping, since that is really his preferred
means of sexual interaction) every other American worth less than tens-of-millions
of dollars.
He is doing nothing to win the midterm elections,
but he is doing everything to fuck with and steal them.
Letter to the Predator:
Hey Donny Dumbass (That’s dumb with a ‘b’), guess what – you are without a doubt already on the ballot this November. You are the one who
destroyed the White House; you are the one now threatening to level the Kennedy
Center because We The People don’t want you to fuck it up with your idiotic, unnecessary “renovations”;
you are the one who taxed We The People with your stupid, illegal tariff/taxes,
and you are the one who started the dumbest fucking war in American history
(move over George WTF Bush and your stupid, criminal invasion of Iraq). We blame you for the skyrocketing gas prices you keep telling us are no big deal. You are the one who the vast majority of
Americans are holding responsible for the potentially-fatal mess that everyone
knows you created since re-entering what are now The Remains of The White
House. Oh yeah, and now your new, improved dumbest trade war of all time with…wait
for it…Canada. All of this adds up to why you are working so hard to stop
people from voting. Because people, for the most part, the very most part, hate
your rotting guts.
So please, by all means, buy millions-of-dollars of ads reminding people
that this election is all about you – after all, everything is. Right? And keep
reminding people to vote like you're on the ballot. Every chance you get. And
read every piece of bullshit propaganda young Natalie spoon feeds between
diaper changes and keep flapping your gums about what a great job you’re doing
and how much everyone loves you.
I for one hope you get what we deserve.
Signed,
Just another adoring fan.
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*As always, the full context does not make it any better. Also, good
chance this feature will be popping up constantly for at least the next two years. Sorry.
This has been another painful edition of Don Trump Actually
Fucking Said This™*
Remember, it will get worse before it gets much worse.
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