Trump v. Canada
August 25, 2026
King of the idiots Donald Jeffrey Epstein
Trump decided to start a trade war with Canada. Yes, that Canada. Why?
Because he is king of the idiots, that’s why. His incalculably tiny brain is
shrinking faster than a speeding bullet. But that doesn’t stop his giant mouth
from running more than the golden toilets at Mor-on-Lago, which he has to flush
ten or twenty times for some reason.
Deathbed Donny closed his recent Untruth
Social post thusly…
Super Genius Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trffffppmt, August 24, 2026
Ontario Premiere Doug Ford responded with the
Paying Attention™ Quote Of The Day:
“You know what, I’ve been in this game a lot
longer than he has. I got skin on me like an alligator And you think an insult
from him hurts me? Well, bring in on buddy. I’m ready. Bring it on. You know
something, I’ve dealt with guys like you my whole life. And guess what, you all
become losers. Because you’re a loser.”
Doug Ford,
Premier of Ontario, Canada, August 24, 2026
Ford to Trump: “Because you’re a loser.”
BONUS QUOTE
Ford also called Trump “king of bankruptcies”. If
Canada had become the 51st state as Trump has been insisting, Ford
would have been more succinct and told Dumbass Don to shut the fuck up. But
Ford and his fellow countrymen are still Canadians so his language was more
polite than was appropriate.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Quote Of The Day.
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