“Blanche” Is French For ‘White’
August 18, 2026
In
their latest thrust to re-rape all the Epstein victims, and democracy writ
large, the Fascist/Trump/Epstein/Sedition Party senators voted to confirm
Trump’s criminal criminal attorney Todd Blanche as the next Attorney Fucking
General of the United Fucking States. Guess Trump didn’t want to try nominating
statutory rapist Matt Gaetz again.
Blanche
had to promise to meet with the Epstein victims he has ignored for so long in
order to get the votes from freshly ousted idiots Tom Tillis (R-NC), who dared
pretend to stand up for the release of the
Donald Trump Memorial Epstein Files,
and
John Cornyn (R-TX). Trump endorsed both Tillis’ and Cornyn’s opponents in a
successful bid to primary these two hapless halfwits out of office for being
mean to Deathbed Donny once or twice after voting for all his bullshit 90% of
the time.
Blanche,
who was responsible for un-redacting victims’ names while redacting the names
of Epstein’s Trumps…I mean johns, pretended to meet with the victims. He sat in
the same room with them, but instead of actually hearing what they had to say,
he just sat there like a dick in the headlights, leaving the women with nothing
more than another bad taste in their mouths and the need for one of those Karen
Silkwood-type HAZMAT showers after being shit on once again by another
pedophile/rapist enabler doing Trump’s bidding; this time the soon-to-be
attorney general.
The
other slithering senate shithead who could have put the kibosh on Blanche’s
ill-gotten appointment was none other than Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-LA). Cassidy, a
licensed physician. You may remember Cassidy as the pathetic ghoul who was the
deciding vote in the Senate that pushed Bobby Brainworm over the finish line to
be secretary of Health and Human Services – three things the heroin addict,
anti-science zombie who bragged about snorting cocaine off of toilet seats
knows nothing about. Cassidy should have his medical license and breathing
privileges revoked.
These
three disgraceful troglodytes provided cover for the ever-concerned Snoozin’
Collins and her fellow phony Lisa Murkowski to pretend to vote against
Blanche’s confirmation since Blanche had enough votes without them.
Fuck
all five of these sniveling, shriveling, shit-stains and every other member of
their caucus of cretins for this and every other of their countless fuck-yous
to this country in service of the feces-factory-in-a-suit that leads their
party’s march toward fascism and this country’s march toward oblivion.
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*Yet Another Fucked Up Reason
**And The White Women Who Enable Them
I. Mangrey reporting. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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