Elections Convictions Have Consequences
June 18, 2024
As a
degenerate scumbag and convicted felon, Donald Trump is forced to surrender his
guns. You are likely aware that it is perfectly legal for degenerate scumbags
to own firearms, and most of them do. However, convicted felons are not
permitted to own guns by federal law – that of course will change if Trump ends up
back in the White House. One imagines a second Trump administration would
repurpose the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms and Explosives to
primarily handing out at least alcohol, firearms and explosives to all
convicted felons, though hopefully only the ones who are not incarcerated, but
you never know. Tobacco will be optional, at least until it becomes mandatory
to smoke indoors to provide second-hand smoke
So until then, if Trump wants to shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue in New York,
he will only be able to fart in their general direction. From what we have
heard about the Orange Gasbag and his veritable smorgasbord of odious odors,
being shot would be preferable.
Convicted Felon Trump drops an A-hole Bomb on innocent civilians
Naturally, the fact
that Trump is disqualified from owning a firearm in no way prohibits him from
having his unsteady, uncoordinated, tiny little hands, minimally-functioning
brain and extreme propensity for vengeance on the nuclear trigger. And he can
have the military do his everyday gunning for him.
There’s another thing convicted felons like Convicted Felon Donald Trump cannot do. Vote. They can be Electoral-Colleged to the presidency, but they can’t vote for president. Which begs the question, has Trump even voted more than twice. Smart money is on unfucking likely.
In
Other News Of Fascist Fuckwits
Many
Fascist/Trump Party members of the Pennsylvania State House booed and walked
out on January 6 officers who were there to be honored for their service to
America and their heroism in the face of a vicious and violent assault on the
Capitol at the behest of now-Convicted Felon Donald Trump. They must have felt
doubly honored to be booed and walked out on by such Trump-infected very fine people.
I
imagine these Trumped-up assholes would have gone to Ground Zero in New York and booed the
rubble that had been the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center, and then booed
the first responders who dared become mortally ill from the toxic debris.
Such
patriotism should not go unrewarded. Vote them out. Lock them up.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.
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