Thought For The Day

Profiles In Outrage

June 16, 2024

Convicted Felon Donald Trump proves that at least part of Darwin’s theory of evolution is bunk. His concept of survival of the fittest is clearly at odds with what we see every day with our own eyes: the survival of the shittest.

Remember how Donald Judas Trump always referred to Barack Obama as Barack Hussein Obama, and still does? Well, it’s time for Joe Biden rip a page out of Trump’s filthy playbook. Biden needs to refer to Trump as “Convicted Felon Donald Trump” as often as possible.

Trump keeps trying to look tough after catching 34 winks…I mean felony convictions, but at this point he just looks more and more like a pile of dried-up, sun-bleached dog shit. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…the dog shit, I mean.

I can’t tell the difference. Can you?

Convicted Felon Trump recently rambled through his oft repeated “conundrum” of what to do if an electric boat sank right next to a Trump-eating shark – pondering his end (haven’t we all?) and whether he should choose to die by electrocution or shark. Trump said he would choose “electrocution every time.” We only need once. And why quibble?

Countless members of Congress want to be Convicted Felon Donald Trump’s running mate in the worst way. You can bet he’ll pick the one who does it worst.

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