Broken News – Epsteingate

Well, That Sure Woke The Old Fucker Up

December 13, 2025

Rapist Donald Trump went on a posting freakout just minutes after the latest release by Congress of 95,000 photos from fellow rapist and renown sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein's estate.

Some photos include Bill Clinton, Woody Allen, Bill Gates and two-month-long-NYC-garbage-strike-in-human-form, Steve Bannon* – another close friend and confidant of the psychotic sex trafficker Epstein. These photos also show Trump with different women and the late sex offender as well as a photo of Trump-branded condoms (below). Just what every real dick needs.

Just one of 95,000 images turned over by the Epstein estate

It is not yet known if Trump liked to call them “Dondoms”, but who cares, let’s just assume so. Trump reportedly refused to wear condoms while fucking and/or raping various women, causing him to refer to his late 1960s and early 1970s sexual exploits and risking STDs as “my Vietnam”. Nice one Pvt. Bonespurs.

Trump shat out 21 different posts in seven minutes, including memes and videos celebrating himself and what he claims as his achievements.

About Those Pedo-files

You might recall that Trump, who promised on the campaign trail to release all the Epstein files, then “decided” against doing so and vigorously attempted to keep them hidden, was forced to sign Jeffrey Epstein Transparency Act into law. That started a countdown clock requiring the Department of Trump’s Version of Justice to make all Epstein Pedo-files public by December 19, 2025. Trump continues to do everything he can to distract the American people from Epsteingate. You would not be unwise to expect a land invasion of Venezuela on or around December 18, 2025.

Remember, there is one person (maybe two, if you count AG Spam Bondi) who has untouchable power to release any and all Epstein files any time, including months ago. The name of that individual is Donald Fucking Trump. Perhaps someone should tell him that during one of his increasingly rare and brief waking moments.

More, apparently much more, to come.

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*Bannon himself is in possession of oodles evidence he generated in the creation of a five-part film series he claims he wiil be releasing next year.
 

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