Putrid Priorities
December 3, 2025
“I
also like very competent people coming into our country – maître d’s, wine, ya
know, experts*, um, even waiters, high quality waiters. You gotta get the best
people. ”
Super Genius Donald J. Trffffppmt, November 2025
The above is an actual, real, not-fake, non-AI
quote directly in response to a question about who the Remains of the White
House resident dementia patient and leader of the not-really-that-free world
would be willing to allow into the country, now that he is banning so many
nationalities – though not white South Africans – from entering the United
States.
I know what you’re thinking: Wow, what a dumb-ass
I am. I would have singled out scientists, doctors, nurses, teachers, losers
like that. I would never have thought to prioritize maître d’s or wine, ya
know, experts and high quality waiters. I should be ashamed of myself. And that
my friend, is why you, and you alone, are not the president of the United States.
I know that’s hard to hear, but it had to be said.
That being said, I have to admit that I would
have said chimney sweeps, high quality bank tellers, and 43-man Squamish players.
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*Someone tell this classless yutz they’re called sommeliers. And be sure
to tell him it’s not because they’re from Sommelia.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Fucking Dumb Fuck Quote
Of The Day.
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