The
Name That Launched A Thousand Shits
December 6, 2025
Hopefully you are
not reading this and have not heard about this anywhere else.
Donald Fucking Trump
has received the first ever, completely fake, very stupid and historically
pathetic FIFA (Fucking Ignorant Fucked Assholes) Peace Prize. Created out of
thin air and ass kissing especially for woefully fragile, toxically
narcissistic, treacherous cretin Donald Trump, who around the same time had his
name affixed to the façade of the United States Institute of Peace. The
building itself (below) has been empty since Trump’s fellow sociopath fElon Musk
fired everyone who worked there earlier this year, with no plan to repopulate
it or use it for any peace-promoting purpose. So, like everything else
associated with the Trump name, just a lot of stale air, empty promises and
flat out lies.
Well, at least he hasn’t had it bulldozed…yet.
That’s right, the same
guy who is in charge of blowing up tiny fishing boats (and those aboard who
somehow managed to survive the multi-million-dollar projectile that
smithereened their vessel by hanging on to the tattered remains in the middle
of the ocean) allegedly carrying enough fentanyl – oops, it was never actually fentanyl
that wasn’t really on these fishing boats – he means cocaine (you know the
stuff that the guy he just pardoned disbursed 500 tons of in the United States,
with the hope of killing some number of us*) – to last about 12 hours, if it
ever had even the slightest chance of making it to our shores, if it ever
actually existed. Oh, and every fucking day that guy threatens to start a land
war on Venezuela.
Naturally, Trump is
desperately trying to associate his violent, hate-filled, racist, fascist name
with ‘peace’. Could he be any more psychotic than this? Why yes, yes he can. And
he will. He is only just getting started.
Again, we hope you
did not read this and ruin your otherwise mind-numbingly-torturous day in Donald
Fucking Trump’s alternate reality.
Fiends In High Places
Meanwhile, the
Supremely Psychotic Six continue their crusade to erase the United States
Constitution, democracy and the United States. Their latest act being complicit
with their lard and master Trump’s previously illegal, not the new normal,
wanton gerrymandering of Texas to sabotage any attempt by Democrats to win
congressional elections in that state.
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*When asked if he “could explain more about why [he] would pardon a
notorious drug trafficker”, the commander-in-dementia responded, “Well, I don’t
know who you’re talking about. Which one?” Which begs the question: Just how
many notorious drug traffickers has he pardoned that we don’t even know about?
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
heebie jeebies.
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