Make America 'Gate' Again

Right Out Of The Gate

December 24, 2025

It began with Watergate, which was actually the name of the hotel where Nixon’s idiot “plumbers” ransacked Democratic National Committee’s headquarters in order to cheat in the 1972 election, an election that Nixon was clearly going to run away with in a landslide. Instead, his minions were caught red-handed, followed by a massive coverup, followed by the then-intrepid/now disgraced Bob Woodward and his partner at the Washington Post Carl Berstein brining down the Nixon administration and causing the early exit of paranoid sociopath Richard Nixon halfway through his second term. Nixon was “not a crook”. He was much worse. I’d take him back in a heartbeat today.

The “Gate” Keeper

There were many “-gates” after that over the years, but never have there been so many in one term of one administration. Every single grifting ghoul Trump has appointed to his incompetent cabinet has their very own ‘gate’. This is a feature, not a bug.

We need a real Watergate-like ‘gate’ today. You know, like a Keystone Cop cover-up of a long-time friendship with a notorious, maniacal child sex-trafficker, or something like that.  

The Keystone Cover-up Cops: Patel, Bondi, Blanche

Anything that results in the excision of the malignant miscreant asap who keeps “gating” us at every turn. If we don’t get rid of this tumor in the Remains of the White House, the damage to everything we believe in, regardless of how much of that is more potentiality than actuality, will be irreparable, at least in my lifetime. Frankly, I’m just not that into that.
 

I. Mangrey reporting.