Every Fucking Day It’s Some New Fascist Shit
January 31, 2026
Thirty-year
veteran reporter Don Lemon attended at rally at a church led by and ICE agent
pastor to report on the protest in one-sided-war-torn Minneapolis on January 18.
Lemon was arrested and indicted yesterday because he “peppered the pastor with
questions”. A local reporter was also arrested in relation to the incident. A number
of DOJ prosecutors refused to be part of this sham of a mockery of a mockery of
a sham bullshit assault on the First Amendment.
Meanwhile…
EPSTEIN FILES*
We’re also hearing that Trump’s DOJ lackeys will soon (whatever the fuck that means) be releasing two million more Epstein Pedo-files (including 2,000 videos and 180,000 images) . It seems, and we’ll have to wait for others to sift through this mountain of needles to find the most significant needles. Thus far we have heard that 1) names and identifying details of some of the Epstein survivors remains unredacted (one legal reporter already found 20 survivors improperly redacted, though gobs of other text was redacted without the explanation required by law), and 2) at least some documents that mention Trump had been removed, but are now returned. And you can take that to the bathroom. All that can be said for now is WHAT THE FUCK!
Of
course, we have no way of knowing what tiny percentage of what we hear from this
administration might have even a fleeting relationship to the truth, so we will
have no way of knowing if we ever did see all the files. The murderer is also
the chief investigator, prosecutor and judge.
But
Wait, There’s More
Add the
above to the report that the FBI just raided the Fulton County, Georgia’s election
facility and carted off all their 2020 ballots to do god-knows-what-with. The raid
included the first proof-of-life appearance by Director of National
Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, who had been presumed dead due to not being seen
for many months, and who had no business being anywhere near such an operation.
This incursion only happened because psycho-baby Donald still wants to win the 2020 election. Some of you
might already know this, but for those who don’t keep track of these things, 2020
was six years ago.
It has
not yet been confirmed that these ballots are being held in the same facility
as Nicholas Maduro, who Keith Olbermann thinks might have been kidnapped in
order to have him confess to rigging the 2020 election in coordination with Joe
Biden. According to Olbermann’s thinking, this could be a precursor to charging
Biden with election fraud and having him arrested.
As one
Fulton County election official noted,
“Now,
we don’t know where our election records have been taken. While they were here,
they were safe and secure. Once they left that facility last night in those FBI
trucks, I don’t know where they are now, I don’t know who has them, I don’t know
what they’re doing with them. Are they opening the boxes, are they stuffing
other ballots in there? I have no idea. No clue.”
This
of course, is all in service to Death Squad Donny’s Big Lie, you know, the one
that ended up in the seditious assault on the Capitol on Jan 6. That and apparently old Donny
just can’t stop stealing documents. And hiding documents. Did someone say Epstein?
We could
make this shit up, but we would never perpetrate something so heinous.
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*Man, whatever is in those files must really be
bad for old Fartenstein, because his flying monkeys are really working their
little tails off trying to figure out how to protect him from letting the
public in on it.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought
For The Day.
