Saturday, January 10, 2026

Broken News – CORRECTION (Sort Of)

Sleepy Joe Don

January 10, 2025

In fairness, this is not so much a correction as an update based on new information, but we probably should have known better.

We previously reported that President Mental Patient gave a speech standing up because that way he would not fall asleep. As mentioned above new evidence has come to our attention regarding this matter. Thanks to AI, pictures now can lie, but this one is telling the truth


He looks so peaceful when he’s sleeping.*
There’s only one way he could look even more peaceful.

Damaged Don, clearly asleep on his feet while his nose hand-picked general tries to whitewash Trump’s illegal, globally dangerous incursion and kidnapping in Venezuela. Many are now wondering if Dire Leader may also be able to sleep with his eyes open and mouth talking. This would explain a great deal. It would also make Trump seem a bit less psychotic and brain damaged.

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*Though you can bet he’s shooting someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue in his dreams.

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled relocation planning.

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