January 10, 2025
In fairness, this is
not so much a correction as an update based on new information, but we probably
should have known better.
We previously
reported that President Mental Patient gave a speech standing up because that
way he would not fall asleep. As mentioned above new evidence has come to our
attention regarding this matter. Thanks to AI, pictures now can lie, but this
one is telling the truth
He looks so peaceful when he’s sleeping.*
There’s only one way he could look even more peaceful.
Damaged Don, clearly
asleep on his feet while his nose hand-picked general tries to whitewash
Trump’s illegal, globally dangerous incursion and kidnapping in Venezuela. Many
are now wondering if Dire Leader may also be able to sleep with his eyes open
and mouth talking. This would explain a great deal. It would also make Trump
seem a bit less psychotic and brain damaged.
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*Though you can bet he’s shooting someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue
in his dreams.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
relocation planning.
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