Don Trump Actually Fucking Said This™*

 

No Pearls, Just Swine  

January 28, 2026

“I don’t like any shooting. I don’t like it.”**
 Don Trump, January 25, 2026
in response to the killing of Alex Pretti by Trump’s ICE ICE

“Bullshit.”
I. Mangrey, January 25, 2026
in response to Trump’s blatant lie (see above)

“But I don’t like it when somebody goes into a protest and he’s got a very powerful, fully loaded gun with two magazines loaded up with bullets also. That doesn’t play good either.”
Don Trump, January 25, 2026
further response to the killing of Alex Pretti by Trump’s ICE ICE

“Bullfuckingshit.”
I. Mangrey, January 25, 2026
in response to Trump’s continued blatant lying (see above)

Kyle Rittenhouse
Pro-Trump racist vigilante murderer, seen here going into a protest
with a very powerful fully loaded gun. That didn’t play good either.

MAGA folk hero Kyle “Killer Crybaby” Rittenhouse insinuated himself into a protest with an assault rifle and ended up murdering two of the three people he shot. The protest was in response to the 2020 police shooting of Jacob Blake in the back. Multiple times. At point-blank range.

Trump refused to condemn Rittenhouse, claiming he was probably acting in self-defense. Rittenhouse had crossed state lines, armed and looking to engage where he had no business being. None. Trump met with him. Rittenhouse was acquitted.  

Everyone in the Trump administration who decided to spout sociopathic lies before Alex Pretti's body was cold, claimed Pretti was “brandishing a gun”. Pretti's gun was holstered until Trump's goons stole his gun then immediately executed him. Pretti was pinned to the ground, beaten by multiple goons and shot in the back ten times in five seconds. 

Trumpists know how to brandish a gun going into a protest.***
Someone should have told Alex Pretti how to do it right.

At least these fucking assholes had the good taste to leave their guns in a nearby hotel.
They brandished bear spray, bats, flag poles and shields they stole from police, who they beat.

And let’s not forget that Don actually also fucking said this about ensuring no one brought GUNS into his Bund rally and then to the Capitol just before inciting his cult to storm the Capitol and stage a coup:

“I don’t fucking care that they have weapons, they’re not here to hurt me.”
Don Trump, January 6, 2021

In reality, you know, the one caught on 1500% of the phones on the scene in Minneapolis, Alex Petti was clearly brandishing a phone. He wasn’t there to hurt anyone. All evidence clearly shows he was there to help. 

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*As always, the full context does not make it any better. Also, good chance this feature will be popping up constantly for at least the next four years. Sorry.
**Funny, he liked it just fine when he asked if the military could shoot peaceful protesters “in the legs”.
***When you’re a Trumpist  they let you do it.

This has been another painful edition of Don Trump Actually Fucking Said This™*
Remember, it will get worse before it gets much worse.