Donny Does Davos

Donald And The Giant Piece Of Shit*

January 27, 2026

Donald thinks he sees Greenland in the audience

During his frighteningly incoherent and resoundingly vile speech at the Davos Economic Summit, one of Trump’s countless melted-brain-moments resulted in this oozing out of his mouth:

“We got great reviews, I can’t believe we got good reviews on that speech. Usually they say he’s a horrible dictator type person. I’m a dictator. But sometimes you need a dictator.”

FACT CHECK: No we fucking do not.

One Danish politician spoke directly to Dictator Don’s unrelenting threats to take possession of Greenland. European Parliament Member Anders Vistisen addressed Trump directly while speaking to the European Union's legislative body, saying, “Dear President Trump, listen very carefully. Greenland has been part of the Danish kingdom for 800 years. It is an integrated country. It is not for sale.”

Vistisen closed his message with:

“Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, Fuck off.”

FACT CHECK: Couldn’t have said it better myself.

Norway Or The Highway

Even though he now has his very own somebody else’s Nobel Peace Prize, D-Day Donald continues to whine about not winning the prize every time he opens his face sphincter, which is far too often. He just can’t stop complaining even though he got the coveted FAFO Peace Prize, or whatever the fuck it’s called.

Trump is now claiming that since Norway did not award him the Peace Prize, he would no longer be the King of Peace, and he would be taking over Greenland by hook or by crook. Forget the fact that Norway has nothing to do with Greenland. Forget the fact that the government of Norway has nothing to do with awarding any Nobel Prizes.

Trump griped, “Don’t let anyone tell you that Norway doesn’t control the shots, okay.” No, asshat, it’s not okay. He whined on, “It’s in Norway, Norway controls the shots.”

By that, let’s for the sake of argument call it logic, it follows that since Antifa is in the United States, Trump is the head of Antifa.

Thank you for your attention to this blather.

I yield my time.

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*Oops, that should have read ‘Donald Is The Giant Piece Of Shit. My bad.

I. Mangrey reporting. Release the Epstein Files already.