January 2, 2025
A few days ago we
erroneously reported that the Department of Justice For Trump And No One Else
suddenly “found” 1,000,000 “new” Epstein Pedo-file documents. We apologize for
this error, though in fairness it was accurate based on all the available
information at that time.
We now can report
with a very tenuous level of confidence that, based on the latest announcement –
on New Year’s Eve – that they in “fact” have “found” 5,000,000* “new” Epstein
Pedo-file documents. That’s five million with a capital five.
For now. There’s
still plenty of time before the Sun runs out of Hydrogen.
Still cookin’ after all these years
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*It’s actually 5,200,000, but who’s counting.
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