Don Trump Actually Fucking Said This™*

 

King Con

January 3, 2026 

“Affordability is a hoax started by Democrats.”

“It’s a con job. I think affordability is the greatest failure.”

“They always have a hoax. The new word is afford-a-bil-ity.”

“The word ‘affordability’ is a con job by the Democrats. They say afford —
I watched the other day where some very low-IQ
congresswoman talked about affordability, affordability, affordability.”

“You know, there’s this fake narrative that the Democrath (sic) talk about, they
talk about affordability. They just say the word. It doesn’t mean anything.”

Dear Donald:

Actually, it does mean something ya dumbass. Let’s see if we can help you figure this out. First, let’s see if you can stay awake for a minute while you’re not talking. When someone can’t afford something, what is it they can’t afford? Try to keep up, this is the important part. They can’t afford to pay the price. Get it? Affordability means pricing. You saying that the 2026 elections will be about pricing means precisely that it’s about afford-a-bil-i-ty, as you like to say it. Idiot.

“I think it’s going to be about the success of our country. It’ll be about pricing 
(italics mine, bullshit his). Because, you know, they gave us high pricing,
and we’re bringing it down.”**

So nice fucking try, asshole. And no, they didn’t.

However bad the economy you inherited might have been (and it was better than everyone else’s at the time) was however much of the mess you left Joe Biden he had not yet been able to fix. So the shit you inherited was your own shit. Maybe you just needed to flush a few more times. Or drink some bleach.

And guess what dipshit, what do you think is the main cause of poor affordability (never mind, you are clearly clueless about all of this, but at least you are certain that you know better than anyone)? Go on, guess. Here’s a hint: It’s the tariffs, stupid. No, it’s not Joe Biden. Try again Mr. Cognitive.

And double-guess-what triple-dipshit, thanks to you and your cult members in Congress average premiums under the Affordable Care Act are going up by 114% for more than 20 million people. Because you wanted to eliminate government subsidies so you could instead subsidize fucking billionaires.

Thanks for making it the Unaffordable Care Act. As in no affordability. As in horrible pricing. Asshole. Many people are simply dropping health insurance, hoping you die before they do.

Thank you for your limited attention to this matter. And good luck on your weekly cognitive test.

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*As always, the full context does not make it any better. Also, good chance this feature will be popping up constantly for at least the next four years. Sorry.
**Not sure about ‘it’, but you’re damn sure bringing us down.

This has been another painful edition of Don Trump Actually Fucking Said This™*
Remember, it will get worse before it gets much worse.