The Biggest Threat To America*
January 3, 2026
Donald “Death To America” Trump
with his two most dangerous henchmonkeys
As if
the danger Trump poses to America and the world had not been proven a thousand
times over in 2025, this brand-new year is promising more of the same…if we’re
lucky.
Unfortunately,
our luck may have already run out. In a new wrinkle (i.e., crevasse) Donald “Death
To America” Trump has decided that none of his other distractions from the five
or ten or eleventy million more Epstein Pedo-files, featuring Trump more than
anyone else including Epstein, are working. He needed to up his game, which is
never good news for anyone else, maybe not even for him.
In the
dead of night, which the very stable genius described as “dark”, Trump
authorized – since no one else is permitted to do anything on their own – U.S.
forces to unilaterally invade Venezuela and kidnap their president Nicolás
Maduro and his wife. Granted, Maduro is a scumbag, so I guess it takes one to
know one. And kidnap one. And throw geopolitics into more turmoil.
But don’t
worry, the United States is the global idiot savant at managing ad lib, enforced regime
change. Minus the savant.
One assumes we are
being greeted as liberators as we speak.
Bumble, Bumble, Oil And Trouble
Naturally,
Congress was not notified until presumably they saw it posted on “Truth” “Social”.
Trump took time out from his busy shopping and golfing schedule to croak out a haltingly-read
statement earlier today in which he explained
“We're
there now, but we're going to stay until such time as the proper transition can
take place. So we're going to stay until such time as – we're going to run it,
essentially, until such time as a proper transition can take place...We're going
to have our very large United States oil companies, the biggest anywhere in the
world, go in, spend billions of dollars, fix the badly broken infrastructure,
the oil infrastructure, and start making money for the country…”
Yeah,
for “the country”. No doubt the selfless oil companies will pull Venezuela up
by their bootstraps and have no intention whatsoever of taking those bootstraps
and eventually wrapping them lovingly around Venezuela’s throat in order to asphyxiate
them. Out of altruism, of course. And love.
Happy
Fucking New Year.
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*It sure ain’t Venezuela. Or Mexico, which is
next on Trump’s To Undo list.
I. Mangrey reporting.
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